Don't know what to do with all this sex money
I could buy a diamond ring
But they'd ask how I got all this money
Because I payed with cash

Don't know what to do with all this sex money
That's hidden in my flower vase

Could put it in my bank account
But then my parents would ask
Where'd I get this money

By giving head and laying in bed moaning

Don't know what to do with all this sex money
Could donate it to charities
Or donate it to church

But that's not okay
It's dirty money

Dont know what to do with all this sex money
That keeps accumulating

I have enough for a car
But then they'd ask
How could I afford such a thing?

By having sex with strangers
Lawyers,
Doctors,
Who have some extra Benjamin's to toss at me.