the upside down
CHARLES, NATTY, JOE THE HOE, MILS, FINN 🐺HARD, GATEN MATAR(ass)O, CALEB MCCOOL, SCHNAPPI, SADIE, DACRE MONTY

SADIE
let's fuck him up

MILS
DO IT

GATEN MATAR(ass)O

NATTY
y'all act like spoiled brats (which you are) but oh well it's not like i have any shame

NATTY added VAL

VAL
huh what am i doing here

SCHNAPPI
you have been summoned

JOE THE HOE
what can you tell us about yourself and our sweet child

VAL
i want to leave
can i leave?

MILS
NO
u can not escape us

FINN 🐺HARD
just tell us
we can keep a secret or two

VAL
well he's nice
and also a member of this group so imma stfu

NATTY
he's working rn sooo

VAL
he can still read everything when he gets home
so no thank you

GATEN MATAR(ass)O
why do you have to ruin everything
we were so excited

CALEB McCOOL
but when he returns home he will be so lonely
messages from friends make him happy

NATTY
oh yes
his apartment is so big and empty
it's just him there, all alone

CHARLES
he doesn't even have a pet
and especially not a GIRLFRIEND

VAL
well aren't you guys subtle
do you have any other arguments except for: he is lonely???

JOE THE HOE
oh yes
indeed we have

VAL
now i'm listening ;)

NATTY
there are kids here you perverts

MILS
it's alright
we can handle it

FINN 🐺HARD
he wants love

SADIE
he needs someone to cuddle

VAL
you guys are so mean
he's gonna be really embarassed

DACRE MONTY
hey guys

JOE THE HOE
oh no

DACRE MONTY
why is this thing blowing up
i just came home and have like a thousand unread messages

CALEB McCOOL
the home where he lives alone
never forget that

VAL
it's kinda hard to do so
hang in there champ

DACRE MONTY
oh my god
what have yOU DONE

VAL
it's time for me to go
have fun explaining this shit, people ;)

VAL left

DACRE MONTY
*cracks knuckles*

GATEN MATAR(ass)O
this is how i die