Wednesday, 4:20 AM

Venti—>Zhongli

Venti
GOLD
I SAW SOMETHING GOLD
Oh 4 20 nice

Zhongli
What do you mean by gold?

Venti
Like
The guy had something gold
It was kinda dark because it's morning but I wanted to use the bathroom
The hallways were dark. I walked past the creaking floorboards with suspense in my heart. The bathroom was a hallway from my room. I continued forward, determined to achieve my goal, but as I got closer to the corner...

Zhongli
Get to the point Venti.

Venti
Oh come on you're no fun
Point is someone with gold eyes stared me down before we both shrieked
I stumbled back and the person sprinted the fuck out of there like the floor was on fucking fire

Zhongli
That's great Venti but please I'm trying to sleep.
Good night.

Venti
Wow okay
Goodnight

——

Wednesday, 7 AM

be crime do gay

Tartaglia
WHAT WAS THAT SOUND

Mona
OH MY ARCHONS CAN WE GO ONE DAY WITHOUT BULLSHIT PLEASE

Kokomi
LMAOOOOO

Zhongli
Did something happen?

Tartaglia
BRO SOMEONE BROKE THE WINDOW

Mona
LET ME GO TO SCHOOL IN PEACE

Venti
Someone really broke the window??
Tart tart do you know who it is

Tartaglia
I do not appreciate this shortening of my name

Scaramouche
Make it tart fucker

Tartaglia
THAT JUST IMPLIES I HAVE SEX WITH TARTS

Mona
EW WHY DID YOU PUT THAT IMAGE IJ MY HEAD

Venti
That is actually disgusting Tartaglia

Tartaglia
SHUT IT
ANYWAY
I have this suspicion that there's a burglar in here
Like I just heard a loudass noise and I turn around to see what looks like a textbook or something fall out the window
And there's glass on the floor
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Venti
Holy shit that's messy

Mona
Whoever had the AUDACITY TO WAKE ME UP IS GONNA FACE THE WRATH OF A SLEEP DEPRIVED ASTROLOGIST

Kokomi
You were just saying you slept great yesterday

Mona
SHUT

Xingqiu
Mona actually predicted the water pipes in the hydro dorms were gonna explode because she was rudely waken up once
We learned not to disturb her since

Tartaglia
I'm sorry she predicted what

Xingqiu
I dunno but the pipes exploded on command

Scaramouche
What the fuck

Zhongli
Ah, I remember that. It was five AM, but suddenly there was a loud noise in the distance.
I believe that was the same day Yoimiya was sleeping over at the Hydro Dorms.

Yoimiya
Oh yeah!! Kokomi had this idea to prank one of her dormmates and I went through with the whole thing!

Kokomi
Barbara definitely wouldn't appreciate it and Xingqiu would probably sleep through it so Mona it was

Mona
That was a horrible process of elimination I hope you know

Xingqiu
How would you know I would sleep through it though

Kokomi
One time you were sleeping on the bus for a field trip and all of us including Chongyun decided to wake you up in the rudest way possible
Actually no I think Ganyu tried to stop us
Well anyway we used every instrument known to man and you stayed asleep

Xingqiu
Oh

Kokomi
Actually I think Kaeya dared Chongyun to do something

Chongyun
KOKOMI STOP

Kokomi
Oh hey!!
I thought you were gonna ignore this chat

Chongyun
UNTIL THIS??

Xingqiu
Ooh, is this something truly incriminating, then, Yunyun? ;3

Chongyun
NO NEED TO WORRY ABOUT IT OKAY BYE

Kokomi
Oh he went offline
I didn't know he had notifs on

Xingqiu
Ah now I wanna find out

Mona
Ha I remember that trip
The dare left Chongyun shrieking at Kaeya and almost tackled him to the ground
Then came the legendary shit incident

Venti
The
WhAt

Kokomi
We still call it that?
It wasn't even legendary shit in the first place

Zhongli
Dare I ask what the "legendary shit incident" refers to?

Venti
Please do tell

Kokomi
Nah

Venti
WHAT WHY

Kokomi
I want to leave it to you to figure out the context ;)

Venti
Clever

Tartaglia
WAIT GO BACK TO THE WINDOW
GUYS THERE MIGHT BE A BURGLAR
LET ME FIGHT HIM

Zhongli
Don't fight a burglar, you can get seriously injured.

Tartaglia
Oh
Welp

Ningguang
What the fuck

Zhongli
Ah, good morning.

Ningguang
Yea gm

Mona
Ningguang there's a potential burglar and Tart is trying to fight them what's your say

Ningguang
Hm
Well I don't give a fuck go beat him up or smth now I'm back to sleep

Xingqiu
Wow Ning is a whole different person in the morning

Kokomi
The wonders of sleep deprivation

Venti
Sleep deprived Ning is the best

Beidou
Wtf was that
I'm a lil late to the party but my brain decided to slow start today

Kokomi
Potential burglary
Tart fighting said potential burglar
Zhongli has no faith in him

Zhongli
I never said I don't have any faith, I just don't want to see any classmates injured.

Venti
Oh I see what this is

Zhongli
What do you mean?

Venti
Nothing you need to know ;)

Kokomi
Venti is scheming I can feel it

Venti
Oh Koko you know me so well :3

Mona
I feel like I know what you're implying but I won't say a word

Beidou
Is that so
Tartaglia go beat him up

Tartaglia
You guys
Are calling for fighting an invisible burglar

Beidou
What

Venti
What

Tartaglia
There's no burglar
I checked the scene

Zhongli
Then who threw the textbook?

Tartaglia
It was goddamn Xingqiu of all people

Xingqiu
Ahahaha

Zhongli
Xingqiu...

Xingqiu
IM SORRY ZHONGLI
Thing is I must've gotten frustrated from the textbook I chucked it out the window

Beidou
Wow Xingqiu snapped

Venti
Sleep deprived people are the best kind of people

——

Wednesday, 12:34 PM

Zhongli—>Venti

Zhongli
Ah, I remembered our conversation from this morning.
Gold eyes, you say?

Venti
Yeah
Which is weird
Not a lot of people have gold eyes
For example you have gold eyes but you don't live in Anemo

Zhongli
There are quite a few people with golden eyes.

Venti
No they're more amber than gold usually
Do you know anyone with gold eyes

Zhongli
I may know one.
I'll contact him about it.

Venti
Thank you Zhong Zhong!!

Zhongli
Do not call me that.