9:47 AM

inazuma superiority

the better sibling
Don't get in my way, okay, Miss Yae?

eternally otaku
You better not get in my way either, Kamisato.

pyro malewife
Uh tf is going on with them

the almighty one
They got paired together for the literature project, so now they are glaring at each other from across the room.

the better sibling
Now, where did you put the document?

eternally otaku
I was under the impression you would do it yourself, Kamisato.

the better sibling
We're supposed to turn in the same thing, Yae.

eternally otaku
Ah, I see. How...unfortunate.

shirasagi no himegimi
Can you two not

arataki himbo
THE PROJECT IS TOO HARD
学英文。。。太难了！！

pyro malewife
Okay who taught him Liyuen.

the almighty one
Not me I'm totally innocent in all this.

the almighty one
He's been watching too much of that one show, according to Zhongli.

shirasagi no himegimi
What show?

shiba inu kinnie
Oh! The one about the sheep and his friends as they outsmart a wolf and his wife?
The one that's kinda like Tom n Jerry but not really

pyro malewife
Whoa where did you come from

the almighty one
Yes it was
How do you know about it?

shiba inu kinnie
Me and Itto were watching it together like
A week ago?

the almighty one
Oh.

shiba inu kinnie
I don't know how he picked up Liyuen so fast

arataki himbo
HEY IM DUMB BUT NOT THAT DUMB

kujou tengu
Oh no
He's self aware.

shiba inu kinnie
Okay, well anyway
What the hell are Ayato and Yae doing
With their sheer power combined I'm surprised the place didn't burn down yet

the almighty one
Well, scroll up

shiba inu kinnie
Right

arataki himbo
SO ANYWAY

kujou tengu
There is no "anyway", Arataki.
You and Goro have to submit that thing by next week.

arataki himbo
BUT

kujou tengu
NO BUTS ARATAKI ITTO
YOU AND GORO HAVE TO DO THAT THING OR YOU'LL BOTH FAIL

arataki himbo
KUJOU TENGU NO PLSSS

the almighty one
She's right, you know.

kujou tengu
Thank you, Narukami-sama.

the almighty one
Sara you literally can just call me Ei

kujou tengu
WHAT NO THAT'S DISRESPECTFUL THOUGH????

the almighty one
No it's not?

the better sibling
YAE WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO

eternally otaku
I DIDN'T DO SHIT YOU WERE THE ONE WHO SAID THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA

pyro malewife
We leave them alone for five minutes...

the almighty one
Thoma go control your bf please

pyro malewife
Only if you control your gf, Ei

the almighty one
I don't like what you're insinuating

pyro malewife
Hey just making an observation

the better sibling
YAE THAT BOBA WAS YOURS

eternally otaku
YOURS WAS THE BROWN SUGAR ONE NOT MINE

the almighty one
What

eternally otaku
FUCKING HELL NOW WHAT

the better sibling
CLEAN IT UP WHAT ELSE

the almighty one
Can you two shut up
Like right now

eternally otaku
ok

the better sibling
That was fast

pyro malewife
What even happened

shiba inu kinnie
I heard screams of despair

eternally otaku
Ayato fucking blew too hard into his straw

the better sibling
yeah just like how i blow other things

eternally otaku
oh?

shiba inu kinnie
no

pyro malewife
Ayato please

eternally otaku
As much as I love being horny rn
Ayato why did you think blowing bubbles into your boba cup was a good idea

the better sibling
it was an experiment

the almighty one
There's supposed to be ice cubes and the cup was filled to the brim, wasn't it?

the better sibling
Okay I'll take the blame
BUT
Let the record show
Yae was urging me to see how far it could go

the almighty one
Miko.

eternally otaku is offline

pyro malewife
i

the better sibling
LMAO

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A few uneventful days later, everyone is getting ready to return to the University of Teyvat. Well, uneventful is stretching it because two days before they were to leave Keqing found Ningguang and Beidou drunkenly making out in the corner and Venti and Kaeya were loudly urging Tartaglia to chug a bottle of dandelion wine that none of them were sure of how it was acquired. Jean was too tired to confiscate it, but Diluc made sure to give them a proper scolding later.

And then they heard a loud airhorn blow through the walls of the hotel. Three seconds later they see a cackling Hu Tao and Kaeya sprint out of the building as Diluc, Jean, and Keqing chase after them trying to tackle them to the ground. Luckily Hu Tao and Kaeya made it to the bus before the other three could catch them, so they just calmly boarded the bus after them instead. Diluc was seething at Kaeya though.

Soon enough everyone else filed out of the hotel and into the buses. After a head count, they started the bus, on their way back to Sumeru. 

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11:30 PM

them bitches gay ✨

Alcoholic bastard
HOME STRETCH
WAIT WHO CHANGED MY NAME LMAO

Not that almighty
Alcoholic bastard sounds right.
"Not that almighty" does not.

Alcoholic bastard
NO WAY

Geo Daddy
The amount of alcohol you drink is abysmal, Venti.

Alcoholic bastard
HOW DO YOU KNOW IT'S ME
IT COULD BE BEIDOU??? OR KAEYA????

Geo Daddy
Beidou is asleep.

Alcoholic bastard
Fuck

Feral feline
He doesn't drink that much.

Alcoholic bastard
THANK YOU, XIAO

Feral feline
how did you know it's me

A literal thesaurus
Scara, I'm not a thesaurus.

Gremlin bastard
It wasn't me, idiot

A literal thesaurus
Oh, it wasn't?

Edgelord
Can you guys stop ringing my phone.

Gremlin bastard
Then turn it off, genius 

Edgelord
I'll flip you off when we get back, Scaramouche.

Gremlin bastard
Fucking try me, emo ass 

A literal thesaurus
How about we not argue on the groupchat?

Alcoholic bastard
But what else are we supposed to doooo dilucccc

Edgelord
Go the fuck to sleep, I don't know

Not that almighty
Brb, Miko decided to start another fight with the Kamisato boy. 

Geo Daddy
Oh, lord.