3:43 AM

inazuma superiority

will you do the fandango
I'm about to fight my desk rn

inazuma's pyromaniac
what why??

will you do the fandango
WDYM WHY
MY ARM JUST GOT VIOLATED BY THE EDGE OF MY DESK AND YOU'RE TELLING ME TO NOT RETALIATE

shiba inu kinnie
what is this the fight of the century

will you do the fandango
ITS ABOUT TO BE

fallen leaves adorn my night
lmao scara just go to bed, it's probably the time of day affecting you

will you do the fandango
fine

pyro malewife
finally some peace and quiet

will you do the fandango
today is a fucking shit day MY FUCKING LEG

pyro malewife
well there goes my peace and quiet

inazuma's pyromaniac
damn

fallen leaves adorn my night
scara it's only 3 am??? how would you know today is gonna be shit

will you do the fandango
I JUST KNOW KAEDEHARA

eternally otaku
you're just not feeling good vibes kuni come on

will you do the fandango
yae please i can't do this shit

fallen leaves adorn my night
but maybe she's right?? it's really early in the morning, after all

will you do the fandango
i want you to know that minutes after my arm gets shattered by my desk i hit my leg on the edge of my bedframe

fallen leaves adorn my night
oh

the almighty one
narukami kunikuzushi what are you doing up at 3 am

will you do the fandango
DID YOU HAVE TO USE THE FULL NAME

the almighty one
YOU HAVE A TEST TOMORROW GO TO SLEEP

inazuma's pyromaniac
don't we all have a test

pyro malewife
oh yea

shiba inu kinnie
oh
shit shIT SHIT I DIDN'T STUDY ENOUGH

kokokokokoko
you'll do fine goro

shiba inu kinnie
NO I WON'T??
WAIT CAN YOU GO OVER INAZUMA'S GOVERNMENT STRUCTURE AGAIN

kokokokokoko
oh sure!!!

eternally otaku
narukami ei don't you have a test as well? in engineering, perhaps?

the almighty one
ah shit you're right
ok miko good night

eternally otaku
good night ei!!

the almighty one is offline

pyro malewife
Hey are the siblings up rn I need some notes from them

the better sibling
what notes you need

pyro malewife
Fucc
Uh

the better sibling
language sweetheart

pyro malewife
Shush
It was government and politics wasn't it

shiba inu kinnie
Yeah it was

the better sibling
isn't kokomi better with this

pyro malewife
Yeah but she's with Goro

the better sibling
O
Take my notes then they're sent to your DMs

pyro malewife
YES THANK YOU

shirasagi no himegimi
If you need help I can give a proper structure of the Tri-Commission

pyro malewife
That's on the test??

shirasagi no himegimi
??? Yes????

shiba inu kinnie
WHAT

the better sibling
There was a review sheet right

shiba inu kinnie
THERE WAS?

kokokokokoko
Goro please you're not gonna last through the test like this
Tell me you at least know what led to the Sakoku Decree...

shiba inu kinnie
Oh yeah totally knew that
That was in class once
And how there was another decree that accompanied it and the shogunate and a resistance army started a war from it

kokokokokoko
So you know about the Tenryo Commission Scandal?

shiba inu kinnie
...maybe a bit less

pyro malewife
It had something to do with this weird snezhnayan organization yeah?

shirasagi no himegimi
Er...yes and no?

eternally otaku
Oh?
@will you do the fandango @the almighty one get up this is real shit

fallen leaves adorn my night
I tried to sleep but my phone is exploding with notifications what's going on
Snezhnayan organization? What?

shiba inu kinnie
All I remember is it started with fat

fallen leaves adorn my night
I—

will you do the fandango
are you kidding me

the almighty one
The Fatui is a hundreds year old organization. Remember that, Goro?

shiba inu kinnie
Yeah? Aren't there like
Rumors of it being reinstated or something

will you do the fandango
Uh

eternally otaku
Oh? That's the first I've heard of it

shiba inu kinnie
For real? It was on the news this morning
After its eleven strongest had quit the organization the boss is trying to find a new set to replace them and are slowly working back towards its former glory

eternally otaku
Now see here I don't watch the news

will you do the fandango
What. The fuck.

——
4:10 AM

if we hate each other, why are we still here

feral bitch
THIS IS A FUCKING EMERGENCY???

La Signora
Waking me up at a time like this?
If it's not important I will send you straight to Satan.

feral bitch
SATAN IS BETTER THAN THE GODDAMN TSARITSA TRYING TO CORRUPT OUR FRIENDS

La Signora
You mean your friends. I don't have any.

Il Dottore
Don't you have that boyfriend of yours in Mondstadt

La Signora
If the Tsaritsa lays a hand on Rostam I will end her.

Il Dottore
The turnaround lmao
Why isn't Tartaglia here? I would imagine that with the people he's met in his time here this news would make him the most alert out of all of us

feral bitch
Probably sucking face with Zhongli or something

walking cliche
I AM NOT SCARAMOUCHE STOP SPREADING LIES
IT IS ALMOST 5 AM I JUST WOKE UP

feral bitch
Whatever you say dude
Anyway as I was saying
Tsaritsa is trying to reinstate the Fatui

Il Dottore
So then what

feral bitch
IF SHE TRIES TO GO INTERNATIONAL AGAIN I WON'T HESITATE TO LOCK HER OUT OF SUMERU

walking cliche
wait why sumeru

feral bitch
WHERE ARE WE GOING TO SCHOOL DUMBASS
THINK TARTAR SAUCE THINK

La Signora
Lock down Mondstadt as well while you're at it.

Il Dottore
Okay but we don't even know if she's going international

feral bitch
anything is a possibility dottore

walking cliche
he
makes a fair point

Il Dottore
oh, they agree for once.

La Signora
Truly a miracle.

walking cliche
but we made sure none of them could track us down
the main reason why we're in UT is to keep a low profile

Il Dottore
The fact that all of us are in one place means that if they really tried, they could still find us all

feral bitch
So we all agree to not give away our locations just in case the Tsaritsa comes and terrorizes us all

La Signora
Er...yes.

feral bitch
gotcha

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4:27 AM

inazuma superiority

kokokokokoko
so you know all the military stuff but not the government structure and enduring issues
goro

shiba inu kinnie
pls don't kill me koko

kokokokokoko
i mean we still have a few hours i can still help you, you just have to sleep for now

shiba inu kinnie
OK I'LL GO DO THAT

will you do the fandango
anyway I don't know what you're talking about

the almighty one
That is very suspicious, Kuni.

pyro malewife
Sus

arataki himbo
SUS

shirasagi no himegimi
did you come on just to say that

arataki himbo
SO WHAT IF I DID

inazuma's pyromaniac
eject him!!

will you do the fandango
can you guys stop

pyro malewife
but you didn't respond for a while
ayato even resorted to typing, word for word, the lyrics to bohemian rhapsody

the better sibling
don't call me out thoma

pyro malewife
i live for that sole purpose ayato

shiba inu kinnie
take your flirting somewhere else

pyro malewife
shut the fuck up

the better sibling
language

inazuma's pyromaniac
that was flirting??

shiba inu kinnie
if they were left alone as is it'll just escalate

inazuma's pyromaniac
...true

pyro malewife
damn outed

the better sibling
busted we better go

pyro malewife is offline

the better sibling is offline

arataki himbo
HEY KUJOU TENGU ARE YOU ONLINE

kujou tengu
what the fuck
no we're not competing with our scores

arataki himbo
DAMMN IT
OKAY THAT WASN'T WHAT I WAS HERE FOR

kujou tengu
Then what are you here for

arataki himbo
THERE'S A COOL ARCADE THAT JUST OPENED UP WANNA COME WITH ME

kujou tengu
why not just ask someone else

arataki himbo
THEY'RE ALL BUSY

kujou tengu
bullshit but fine, i'll indulge in whatever you're planning.

arataki himbo
LETSGOOOOOOOOO

inazuma's pyromaniac
aaaaaaa this is too straight for my lesbian ass BUT CONGRATSSSSSS

kujou tengu
????

shiba inu kinnie
THAT'S GREAT BUT PLEASE WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE TOMORROW

eternally otaku
GUYS GO TO SLEEP

will you do the fandango
OKAY MOM SHEESH