Offender was on the couch while Splendor was out at the grocery store, and while Offender was on the couch he was rubbing his stomach and didn't feel his abs outline. He sighed and said "Damn I'm getting bigger quick- Ah!" Said Offender before he felt a sharp pain in his stomach, the baby was kicking, he puffed his breath as he sunk deeper in his seat. Later on when be went to go pee, and he sat down to pee instead of standing up, and after that when he was walking down the stairs the baby kicked again but harder, Offender almost fell down the stairs until he caught the rail of the stairwell. He sighed and got up and went back to the couch and sat down, and once again the baby kicked again and Offender at this point Offender was pissed and where his eyes were supposed to that started to glow purple but he calmed down.  After a while Offender fell asleep, Splendor got home " hey babe I'm hooome a-" said Splendor until he noticed Offender sleep on the couch, he felt his heart warm up and he set the bags down on the kitchen counter and went to pick up Offender (RELATIONSHIP GOOOALS SPLENDOR IS HUSBANDO!!)  And he put Offender in the bed and tucked Offender in and kissed him on the forehead and walked out the room.

Splendor is HUSBANDO