After a few short minutes of intense searching, your office is even more destroyed than normal.  The desk now lay on its side, the glass of whiskey still holding on it its surface without any off it pouring out.  Paper covered the floor.  Your office was trashed, and only now do you remember where the key has been hiding.

You look up to see it tied to your ceiling fans activation cord.  It seems to be too high to reach.  Great another problem.  To solve your predicament, you'll need something to elevate you a yard above the ground as you untie it.

How will you solve this conundrum?