A/N: I AM SO SO SORRY FOR THE GIGANTIC WAIT, GUYS! Actually, I -still- don't have the real second chapter done—this was supposed to be the fifth chapter!—but since there's not exactly an order to these anyway, I felt really bad about not updating and decided to post this one. Huge apologies for making you guys wait so long! Thanks for sticking with me!!

Without further ado... WHY OZ DOESN'T REALLY LIKE THE INTERNET: THE MOVIE! (And by 'movie' I mean 'chapter'. XD)

Enjoy!

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Agent Oz has posted a picture

Agent Oz: Selfie at the park! #invisibleselfie Managed to stop what, ten laser chickens? I don't like it when they flock. :P

Agent Octavia: I think it was eight? Good job sneaking up on them, partner! ^^

Agent Oz: Thanks, partner. You know, for as annoying as they are, those things would sure make a lot of chicken sandwiches...

Agent Octavia: PARTNER!

Agent Oz: Kidding, I'm kidding! I know they're radioactive. ;p

Agent Octavia: Well, yeah; but besides! You can't just eat them all because they're big! Think of what happened to the woolly mammoths! And the dodo birds!

Agent Oz: I don't think I could eat them all because anything, ever. Those things must weigh like ten thousand pounds apiece! Remember who got pinned under one last year? Oh, I know. ME. THEY'RE NOT AS FLUFFY AS THEY LOOK, OCTAVIA.

Agent Octavia: Well... you did look pretty funny all covered in feathers afterward... xD

Agent Oz: SPEAK FOR YOURSELF, O ONE WHO GUESSED WRONG WITH JELLYBEAN JOE :P

Agent Octavia: Good point. xD Nice selfie, by the way! That grove of trees is really pretty!

Agent Oz: ...If you were anyone else, I'd be kind of annoyed because you sound sarcastic...

Agent Octavia: I'm not a sarcastic person, silly! I really mean it!

Agent Oz: Yeah, I know. ;p Thanks partner!

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Agent Oz has liked 6 of Agent Octavia's photos

Agent Oz has liked the page New and Improved Gadgets

Agent Oz has liked the page Invisible Agents Unite!!

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Agent Oz: I should come on Oddbook more. It's actually pretty cool!

Agent Oren dislikes this

Agent Oz: ...Well, it was until you showed up, Oren. -.-

Agent Octavia: Oz, be nice!

Agent Oren: Yeah, the internet counts as a free country, agent Ozzball. :P

Agent Oz: Go away, Oren. -_-

Agent Oren dislikes this

Agent Oz: ...Ugh. Since when do we even have a dislike button?

Agent Oren dislikes this

Agent Oz: ...

Agent Oz dislikes this

Agent Oren dislikes this

Agent Oz dislikes this

Agent Oren dislikes this

Agent Octavia: You two. Quit it! You're both really nice people! I don't know why you won't act like it. :/

Agent Oz: Fine, sorry. >_>

Agent Oren dislikes this

Agent Oz: OKAY THAT'S IT

Agent Oz has disliked the page Agent Oren

Agent Oz: THERE. ARE WE DOING HONEST OPINIONS? THAT'S AN HONEST OPINION FOR YOU.

Agent Oren: I don't think I asked for any opinion of yours.

Agent Oren has disliked the page Agent Oz

Agent Oz dislikes this

Agent Oren dislikes this

Agent Octavia has facepalmed

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Agent Olive has disliked the page Soundcheck Ten-hour Repeat Central

Agent Olive: It's about time they got that dislike button added.

Agent Otto: OLIVE HOW COULD YOU?!!?????

Agent Otto: THAT'S MY FAVORITE PAGE!!

Agent Otto: Well, third favorite page. BUT STILL!!!!

Agent Olive: I don't think I could handle listening to Soundcheck for ten hours! That sounds terrible!

Agent Otto: TERRIBLY AWESOME YOU MEAN

Agent Olive: ...No, I mean terrible.

Agent Otto: DX

Agent Otto: We are so going to find a Soundcheck song that you like...

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Agent Oz has posted a photo

Agent Oz: Selfie in the great outdoors! Stopped a few picnic tables from escaping into the woods... that was weird. #invisibleselfie

Agent Oren: What is it with you and trees? :P

Agent Oz: ...What, the picture?

Agent Oren: Yeah. The picture of trees.

Agent Oz: IT'S A SELFIE.

Agent Oz: I EVEN SAID IT WAS A SELFIE.

Agent Oz: WHY IS THIS SO HARD FOR PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND.

Agent Oren: OhhHHH. I see it now.

Agent Oren: OH WAIT......

Agent Oren: NO I DON'T.

Agent Oren: #burnnn

Agent Oz: ...

Agent Oz: Ha ha.

Agent Octavia has liked 4 of Agent Oz's photos

Agent Octavia: I think they're great selfies, Oz!

Agent Oz has sighed

Agent Oz: ...Thanks, partner.

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Agent Oz has posted a photo

Agent Oz: Look! It's me! See, in some light you can kinda see me. A little bit.

Agent Oren: Nice picture of trees, Agent Ozzball. :P

Agent Oz: THIS IS THE BEST SELFIE I HAVE

Agent Oz: YOU CAN ACTUALLY SEE MY OUTLINE

Agent Oz: AND PART OF MY FACE

Agent Oz: ISN'T THIS GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU PEOPLE

Agent Oren dislikes this

Agent Oz: ...

Agent Oz: I give up. >_>

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Agent Otto has posted a photo

Agent Otto: Me and Olive with Dr. O! And a dog. Don't know what that weird reflection is, though.

Agent Oz: Oh yeah. That's me. I was photobombing the picture.

Agent Otto: Ohhhhhhh...

Agent Octavia: Partner, it's not very nice to be in people's photos without asking...

Agent Oz: What? Nobody minds. ...Or cares.

Agent Oz: I mean, it's not like I even CAN photobomb.

Agent Oz: NOPE, NOTHING FUN LIKE THAT FOR US INVISIBLE PEOPLE.

Agent Oz: DOESN'T MATTER IF WE LIKE PHOTOGRAPHY.

Agent Oz: OH WELL FOR US. NOTHING WE CAN DO.

Agent Oz: sighhhhhh.

Agent Octavia: *pats sympathetically*

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Agent Oz: Few agents know that on Picture Day, I photobomb every. photo.

Agent Oz: Not kidding. If I were visible in everyone's official headshots, they'd all be headshots of me. I stand right in between the agents and the camera.

Agent Oz: Well, that's what I did this year, anyway. The time before, I tried making poses in the background, but I may or may not have knocked the backdrop onto Oksana during her turn, and that... may or may not have... not gone over well.

Agent Oksana has posted on Agent Oz's Wall

Agent Oksana: You thought you snuck away.

Agent Oksana: I knew it was you.

Agent Oksana: You still smelled like all that mustard you spilled on yourself at the cafeteria the week before.

Agent Oz: ...I WASHED MY SUIT FOUR TIMES, ALRIGHT

Agent Oz: I CAN'T EXACTLY SEE TO GET THE STAINS OUT

Agent Oksana: You don't have to see it.

Agent Oksana: If you can smell mustard, it's still there.

Agent Oz: Gee. Thanks.

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Agent Oscar has posted to Agent Oz's wall

Agent Oscar: Hey Oz! Hey, uh, if you wanted, I could try to soup up a better revisiblinator gadget? I know the invisibleinator is kiiind of permanent, but I got covered in permanent marker once, and I got it off after I—

Agent Oz: No, it's fine, Oscar. Don't worry about it. I know I'm stuck like this; I just feel like complaining every once in awhile, you know? :P

Agent Oscar: Well, if you're sure...?

Agent Oz: Yeah, it's fine. It's actually really fun being invisible! I can sneak up on people...

Agent Oz: ...very slowly...

Agent Oz: ...and...

Agent Oscar: ?

Agent Oz: BOO!

Agent Oscar: AGSJDVKLL

Agent Oz: Ha! I totally got you! XD

Agent Oscar: h-heh, point taken! Touché! Heh, yeesh; don't scare me like that! I almost dropped this Tuxedoinator... xP

Agent Oz: Tuxedoinator? Are you sure? That looks like a Free-Pizzainator to me...

Agent Oscar: don't test it on yourself! I—I wasn't quite done with that, heh!

Agent Oz: I'm not! I'm just looking at iT

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Agent Oscar: ...

Agent Oz: ...

Agent Oscar: ...

Agent Oz: ...

Agent Oscar: Well... at least you'd look cool, if we could see you? ^^'

Agent Oz: ...

Agent Oz: ...Here's your gadget back.

Agent Octavia likes this

Agent Oz: ...OH GEE, THANKS PARTNER

Agent Octavia: xD

Agent Octavia: Well... can't say he didn't warn you?

Agent Oz: ......

Agent Octavia: ...Pizza Room?

Agent Oz: ...

Agent Oz has sighed

Agent Oz: Sure, partner. Pizza Room.

Agent Octavia likes this

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A/N: THE WORLD NEEDED SOME MORE OZ SO HERE YOU GUYS GO

I don't know why I like Octavia and Oz so much, I just do. XD #MinorCharactersFTW

Thanks for reading, and stay tuned! There will be more chapters up eventually! ^^