Girl... Music has the power to lift you up when you're feeling low. But not this music. This music is a major downer.

Even the power of song,

Can't help you

When so much has gone wrong

Wishin' we still had it all,

So empty, now that everything's gone

Lost, with nothing to do

And no one to sing this sad song to,

But I don't care

I'm gonna sing it anyways!

Is it a crime

That just one song comes to mind,

The saddest song in the world of all time?

(Instrumental)

No point in going to sleep

Why bother?

With no dreams left to dream?

Yes, that's as sad as it seems

Or sadder...

What does that even mean?

Now, the moment is here,

You've saved up your saddest final tear

(The saddest song in the world of all time)

When nothing is fine,

I'll give from your heart to mine

The saddest song in the world of all time!

(The saddest song of all time)

Oh, so sad...

The saddest song in the world...

Of all ti-i-ime...

S-Soundche-e-eck...