A/N: I apologize in advance.

Sorry about this, fandom. xD

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Squirrel... Music has the power to lift you up when you're feeling low. But not this music. This music is a major downer.

Even the flower of song,

Can't kelp you

When so mulch has gone wrong

Wishin' we still had it fall,

So empty, now that everything's lawn

Moss, with nothing to dew

And no one to sing this mushroom to,

But I don't pear

I'm gonna sing it anysage!

Is it a lime

That just one song comes to rind,

The radish song in the world of all thyme?

No point in mowing to sleep

Why water?

With no greens left to green?

Yes, that's cabbage as it seems

Or cabbage-er...

What does that even bean?

Now, the moment is here,

You've saved up your radish final tear

(The radish song in the world of all thyme)

When nothing is lime,

I'll give from your yard to mine

The radish song in the world of all thyme!

(The radish song of all thyme)

Oh, so cabbage...

The radish song in the world...

Of all thy-y-yme...

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A/N: *stares dramatically off into distance* I did what had to be done.

...Okay, no, this did not have to be done. But I wanted to do it. I really, really wanted to do it. Am I kicked out of the fandom yet? XD