Disclaimer: no BT21 characters were harmed in the making of this story

Yoongi had a secret. I know ya girl has started a story like this before but bear with me I'm trying to be mysterious. 

Every day, after all his work was completed, Yoongi goes back into the Genius Lab (when he can remember his password) and does his secret second job. 

Youtube.

But not any YouTuber.

Yoongi was an Army YouTuber. 

It had started as a hobby, to compile a bunch of memories for himself to look back on. But as time went on, he saw similar videos on YouTube and decided to post his under the pseudonym Suga's Corner. He just didn't expect to get so popular. Like one million subscribers, popular.

He was being invited to vid-con and everyone was wondering if he would be going. He had gotten several invites to K-pop panels in LA and many of the friends he made were discussing meeting up there believe he was his persona, Charlie. 

Yes of course he wouldn't tell them that he is the Min Yoongi, that would cause so many problems. How could he possibly show up as himself that was asking for a disaster? That could only end in disaster.

But luck was on his side. Since no one had seen his face (for obvious reasons) he could wear a mask the entire time. But to disappoint the people who wanted to see Suga's Corner in person. The mask it is...

One big Shooky costume... 

how can that go wrong?

Luckily he wouldn't have to fly all the way to LA since he was already there to shoot the ON music video and kinetic manifesto film. The only problem left to clear was how he'd find the time to sneak away to Vid-con?

Yoongi looked at his schedule. Between getting to the filming site and going back to the hotel he had a few hours to spare to get in and out of the panel.

"One last scene!" the director called over the megaphone. 

Yoongi's back cracked as he got off his chair. "Let's do this," he said to himself and got into position. 

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"And cut!" said the director and Yoongi, the others and the dancers cheered.

Jimin spoke to the camera which gave Yoongi the chance to slip away to change into Shooky and go to the conference. But what he didn't notice was Jungkook, Namjoon, Hoseok, Jin and Taehyung doing the same thing.

Yoongi was truly relieved when he and his driver pulled out from the filming site. He was right on schedule.

The Bunny Chronicles 
Is anyone there yet?

Omw

The mysterious letter V
No

RJoker
Where are we meeting?

The Rkive
There is a Starbucks across the street

The Seven world
My head doesn't fit the door

Are you wearing Mang costume?

The Seven world
Yes Charlie so what?

That Tardy Army 
What's happening?

RJoker
Charlie is always right and Hoe is mad

*Hoe

 *HOPE

That Tardy Army
I am running late y'all

Why duplicate bias?

The Rkive
You are secretly google translate

Rkive made Yoongi so annoyed sometimes. Because first, how did he know he google translated that and because RKive or Polly was suspicious to him always asking more than he wanted anyone to know. 

After several minutes, Yoongi's driver pulled into the parking lot behind the Starbucks. Yoongi got out of the van and fastened the voice changer into the Shooky head, then he slipped it on. 

Well, he couldn't see a whole lot with his peripheral blocked. His poor driver wanted to step out to help him but Yoongi knew it would be suspicious and declined but as he tried to get onto the sidewalk to the door, he regretted it. Wearing Shooky was a bad idea. 

Yoongi couldn't see shit. He felt his way down the street hoping he was going the right way. Luckily he bumped or rammed into someone trying to fit their way into a door. 

"Ah jwe—" he stopped himself. English Yoongi English. "I'm sorry," he looked up. The person he bumped into was in a Mang costume with a large head. "The head really is big." Yoongi laughed. The voice changer did its magic.

The Mang perked up. "No! Are you Charlie?"

Yoongi twisted sideways and went inside the Starbucks. Hope finally found their way into the Starbucks as well. But they weren't the first ones there, there were four others at a table each in a costume of a BT21 character. The Koya was Polly The Rkive, RJ was RJoker or Sean, Tata was The Mysterious Letter V or Vanessa, and obviously, Cooky was The Bunny Chronicles, Brenda. 

They all stood around the table like a spectacle

Polly stood up. Yoongi noted how tall they were. "Can we discuss how ridiculous we look?"

Brenda nodded the bunny ears moved with her head. "Mang was struggling." 

Polly throws up their hands. "Oh come on Jungkook who names themself Brenda to pass as an Army, Brenda really? Even Taehyung did a better job and he wore a wig." They say in very perfect Korean.

Cooky gasps. "No... are you—"

Yoongi's mouth dropped.  What's happening here.

Polly pulled off their head to reveal themself as Namjoon. "The jig is up everyone."

"What jig?" Sean crossed his arms. 

"I don't give a—"

"uh!" They all say.

"Do your thang—"

"Do your thang with me now!" The other five sang.

"The album isn't even out guys and if you were actual Army you would be too stunned to speak."

Little did Namjoon know, they were too stunned to speak. 

Yoongi found a chair and pulled off his Shooky head. "Yeah yeah, whatever you got me."

After Yoongi the others one by one took off their heads. They held their knees like they were in trouble.

"How did you find out?" Seokjin tried. 

Namjoon cleared his throat. "Well first of all, Yoongi and Charlie's google translate English. Then we all said we were American but spoke during Korean day hours. Next, all the spoilers to unreleased songs, if one of us weren't well... us we would've been screwed. Next was how some of us even were in LA, Brenda I thought you lived in upstate New York with your five cats who take your money and Sean only posts himself eating."

"But..." Taehyung who was still in a wig spoke. "What about That Tardy Army? Is Tiffany, Jimin?"

Namjoon's face paled. "Oh shit."

Just then a tall freckled girl will red hair ran in. "That Tardy Army has— oh my god BTS!"

Yoongi turned to Namjoon like a murder clown. "Namjoon!"

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Far away at the ON set, Jimin sat alone with the camera and his stylist Noona. "Where did everyone go, I swear if they went to get Starbucks without me!"

The End.

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Our poor Jimin got abandoned-

Don't worry he got his Starbucks

This chapter is dedicated to my co-writer Abi cause online friend crack and she made me listen to Treasure while writing this-