I wrote this a while ago so let's publish it hehehe
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I, the writer that is was in a slight dilemma. I was walking in downtown Toronto by myself looking for a soundpost to finally purchase that goddamn bow. Although I needed it years ago, since I was the age of 15, I'd ended up stealing my violin teacher's bow for the two whole years when I was up in Cockland Lake.

Did I say Cockland? Whoops I meant Kirkland Lake. No shade to anyone from there but I refuse to move to whiteland.

Anyway there I was barbecue sause on my tiddies.

Okay I'll actually start.

There I was walking down the street of Toronto. Of course I had to bring my baby because how else would I test out my new bow. Gosh this story is going nowhere.

Little did I know, because somehow I was living under a rock, more like I was trapped in a cult, that there were some specific individuals who were also in Toronto.

Yes the muppets.

No I mean muthafukin BTS.

So I got to the crossroad in front of the Eaton's Centre mall and suddenly had the urge to practice as one does. So I hurry to the music store. It had been too long I needed that bow.

I bursted into the store seconds later out of breath because who has time for exercise.

"How may I help you?" Someone asked me.

Of course me being unapologetically the worst native English speaker on the planet can't deal with words. Of course I didn't rehearse this in my head yet.

"I. C-can I get bow please?" Gosh well if you look at that I was no longer Englishing and I hadn't even met BTS yet.

The guy who greeted me led me into the violin area and asked me what I was looking for exactly. After he got me a few, he left me to try out which one's I liked. So instead of playing Twinkle Twinkle like a normal human, I decided to play Fake Love because yes.

Well actually it was more like I played different scales on different bows then found the one I liked the best. It was wooden, like most bows you weirdo, and just the right weight. I played a scale but got bored of scales and found the notes for what I thought sounded like Butter was like 'let's get this bread'.

Little did I know that Park Jimin and Min Yoongi were in the store. Filming, because Jin finally got his way and got to go to Canada for Bon Voyage 1000.

As you could see in the video for Jimin and Yoongi were strolling through the store with an entourage of two camera guys and a buff dude. Yoongi had dragged Jimin with him to get new guitar strings because Namjoon had touched it his guitar and all six strings broke.

They'd just found what they wanted when the sound of a dying donkey filled the store.

Just kidding! It was me playing Butter really badly because Yoongi couldn't refrain from using all those fucking sharps.

Of course only I could tell how bad it was and maybe his royal musician Min Yoongi but Jimin was bopping.

"Is that Butter?" He said rhetorically, making eye contact with the camera.

Just then my frustrated ass, because of all those goddamn sharps, changed to a different song... unfortunately it was Butterfly.

Butterfly has five flats.

Then when I remembered why I also didn't learn how to play that song earlier and was like "naw". But played it anyways.

"Freaking Yoongi and his obsessions with those freaking crazy key signatures," I complained loudly. "And this rhythm why do I "Army" like this all the time. I'm leaking my Army fluids everywhere, so much I'll probably summon BTS at some point."

Well if you think this is weird think again. I talk to myself on a regular basis and I'm not crazy... okay maybe a little. But they say geniuses talk to themselves so...

At that time the rest of the group entered the store to be also welcomed by the wonderful sound of dying farm animals.

Namjoon laughed because of course he heard me and translated for the rest.

"Was that the violin?" Yoongi asked cracking up. He of course knew the musician's struggle. There was a time he yelled at Mozart at 3 am. Who knew it would come back to him as a composer.

All that time Park Jimin was approaching poor old me, giggling with his partners in crime Jungkook, Seokjin and Taehyung. They, after hearing Namjoon’s translation wanted to be summoned.

They waited for the right moment before they started singing along.

I, who was in the moment, looked up and only to find seven heavenly beauties standing in front of me. So like any normal person I squinted, because my dumbass forgot my glasses at home, with my mouth hanging open slightly horrified by what I thought was a hallucination.

"Not Today satan. Nah I'm freaking crazy hahaha." I said and walked pass them. Then it clicked. "Oh, Jinnie annyeong!"

"Hi."

Then we stared at eachother for a whole minute because I can't word at all.

This was super awkward.

Then out of nowhere I screeched. "Jungkook's English is so cute waaaaahhh!"

And then I woke up.

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This was trash.

Merry New Easter