In Celebration of the First Episode of Helluva Boss!

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Jackson's POV

They were Arguing again which Is Nothing really New. My Name is Jackson Wolfblitzer and I work for I.M.P. (Immediate Murder Professionals)! At first glance, I might seem like a Hellhound or a Werewolf but I'm really an Alien called a Loban! So I have a hypersonic Howl, intense smelling, and Hearing, and many, Many, Dog-like traits.

I Joined Imp when I landed on earth to Hunt some exotic Prey for their meats and Pelts to sell on my Homeworld when I noticed some red-skinned people being hunted down by a Man, Woman, and two children and so my Sense of Justice came in and... I slaughtered them! I ain't batman folks.

To make things easy for you to understand and far less Gorey in detail I'll put it like this! I Gouged the eyes out of the man, Blew up the two Kids with my Hypersonic Howl, and Then Killed that Hoar by Decaptiating her with her Spine still attached to her head and not her Body! 

Once I had freed them we had our introductions and they took me back treating me as some kind of Hero and where I met the love of my life; Loona! Loona was no Loban but she was beautiful as hell! And With my Quirky charm we immediately hit it off and it's now our 1 year anniversary so I have the perfect present for her! but for now, I'm just gnawing on a Human bone waiting for their argument to end!

She had certainly Livened up since we started dating and by that I mean she stopped Kicking babies so that's an improvement I guess! As the Argument had ended Loona walked out of the office and sat next to me petting my head and I returned the same Favor!

Jackson: "How did the meeting go?"

Loona: "Terrible! Everyone was being an ass!"

Jackson: "Well guess what today is?"

Loona: *Kisses my lips* "Our One-year annivesary~"

We both Kissed and she handed me my present which was a Boomerang ball from those ads on TV!

Jackson: "Wow! You're the best Loona! I got you a pretty good present I guess..."

Loona: *Sarcastically* "Let me guess Is it a Cure for Syphilis?"

Jackson: "Actually yes it is!"

Loona: "BABY YOU ARE THE BEST!!!"

She then kissed me again and we started making out on the dog bed as we didn't have a single care in the world! Well Besides for Moxie complaining again!

Moxie: "Sir they're doing it again!"

Millie/Blitzo: "Just let them!"

One-Shot End!