A/N: Hey Guys I'm experiment with A New Trend this time so it's Gonna be A Fem-Boy! I was also inspired by Pantsahat's Shorts! I hope you enjoy!

In A IHOP in Town Jackson was Hanging out with his Two Best Buds Cell and Golden Frieza at A Booth in the Corner in the Story where they Were approached by A Goth Girl!

Astolfo: "Welcome Guys to Goth IHOP! I'm You're server for Today! How May I help you?"

Jackson: "I don't know something is definitely wrong here..."

Astolfo: "Really? How?"

Jackson: "You're not acting Like A Goth to be honest."

Astolfo: "Well I guess you don't understand my suffering *Smug Look* Like everyone else~"

Frieza: "Oooooh She's the real Deal!"

Cell: "Hell Yeah Goth Bitches!!"

Astolfo: "Buuuuut... I suppose I could do it just for you! *Clears Throat* "Hey, Welcome to Edgy Pancakes or Whatever... How may you inconvenience me today...?"

Jackson: "Now that's what I'm talking about! Now Uuuuum... Get me One Big Tidded Goth Girl GF Please!"

Astolfo: "Um... This is an IHOP Sir, We don't serve People."

Cell/Frieza:

https://youtu.be/p5yLBhvab9Y

Cell: "This is A IHOP! They serve food here!"

Jackson: "Ah, Yes of course! What do you sell here exactly Gothie?"

Astolfo: "Oh we Serve Hamburgers."

Jackson: "W-What...? But Your the... International House of Pancakes... Not Burgers... You're IHOP not IHOB... Are you Freaking Gaslighting me Woman!?"

Astolfo: "Probably."

Jackson: "That's it This maybe the international House of Pancakes but things are about to get Domestic!"

He then Puts A Desert Eagle pistol on the table as she Laughs!

Astolfo: "Hahahaha! You think I'm Scared? I'm A Goth! Death is like Our Whole Personality!"

Jackson: "You wanna try that!?"

Astolfo: "Pull it!"

Frieza: "Dude, Calm down! The Pancakes here ain't just worth the Felonies!"

Jackson: *Sigh* "Fine..."

Astolfo: "Anything else you guys want?"

Cell: "Yeah, You got anything Gluten Free?"

Astolfo: "Yeah, The Door!"

Cell: "Bruh."

Jackson: "Look I just want Some Darn Pancakes! Can I get some!?"

Astolfo: "Sure! We got some Pancakes!"

She then places the Pancakes on the table and they were burnt!

Jackson: "What The!? They're burnt!"

Astolfo: "Yeah, Their goth pancakes!"

Jackson: "Fine. You got any Syrup for these Hockey pucks?"

Astolfo: "Sorry, But We stopped doing that because They said it's culturally Insensitive to Canadians!"

Jackson: "I told you guys the Liberals would take our Pancakes!!"

Astolfo: "Well If you want I can serve you something else instead~ maybe I can give you something hot and sticky~"

Jackson: "What!?"

Astolfo: "Maybe I can give you my Eggs, and Sausage~"

Jackson: "What!?"

Astolfo: "Maybe I can even let you scramble my Bussy~""

Jackson: "Wait! Something ain't right here!"

He then walked over to the Poster and ripped it off Revealing it was Femboy IHOP!"

Jackson: "WHAT THE!? WE'VE BEEN DUPED! Where are the goth Girls!?"

Astolfo: "You really think there were Goths here? Or even Girls?"

He then Reveals he was A Fem Boy!

Cell: "Dude! It's one of those IHOP marking Plug-Ins!"

Frieza: "Damn it!!"

Jackson: "Well I guess I ain't leaving empty Handed! I'm taking That Ranch, Sausage and eggs, and Scrambled Bussy!"

Astolfo: 

https://youtu.be/d78G1wInWDg

Jackson:

https://youtu.be/H3o6Magi8P4

Astolfo: "Oh Boy..."

We then get A Freeze frame of her Running off with him trailing behind as the Narrator speaks up!

Narrator: "Fem Boy IHOP! Eat, Come! Be Hahahahahahaha-Happy- Hahahahaha!"

One-Shot end!