(I don't know what happened, but this just turned into them talking about sexuality and throwing feminine products, but I'm not sorry and I am just as confused as you are)

"Ugh!" Rachael huffs as she falls backwards on her bed. "You don't understand, Johnny. She's just-she's-she's perfect. With her stupid white streaks of hair, and her stupid southern accent! All I want to do is kiss her, but no her powers would kill me and she has a boyfriend!"

Johnny chuckled. "You're really falling hard for good old Rogue, huh?"

"You have no idea!" Rachael sighs, sitting up on her bed clutching a pillow tightly to her chest. "Tell me about your boy problems to distracted me from my girl problems."

"Okay, well...so I know I have your blessing to date him and I know that you still get really upset when we talk about him even though you try to deny it, but Peter is just...he's just so..." Johnny blushes.

"Beautiful, hot, sexy, insightful, bisexual, looks-like-a-frog, entertaining, reckless, quirky, the human embodiment of Freddie from ICarly?" Rachael suggests original wanting to help him with his dilemma, but ended up just messing with him.

"Stop!" Johnny giggles. "You're so mean."

"It's not mean if it's true." Rachael smirks.

Johnny rolled his eyes, playfully.

"So how is life with the Breathtaking Bug-Boy treating you?" Rachael asks, clenching her pillow tighter.

"It's great really. I get to see him half naked and dripping wet when he gets out of the shower, even though he's not around that much, but he makes up for it when he is home. He cleans up after himself which is-like what else could you want in a roommate." Johnny gushes. "I love it, it's wonderful. Oh! He also takes care of my goldfish when I forget to. Honestly that thing would be dead by now if it weren't for him."

"Sounds lovely. Have you two...I don't know...done anything yet?" Rachael asks, a bit afraid of the answer he might give her. She really did still love Peter, but she was too pissed at him to admit it.

"We've gone to dinner a few times, we made out once, but nothing more than that really." Johnny says. "He's my mans, but he's not my mans. You get that right?"

"Yeah, I completely understand." Rachael nods.

Johnny sighs. "So how's your little fling with Bobby going?"

"It's not exactly going anywhere anymore, since he finally excepted the fact that he's gay." Rachael sighs. "I love him as a friend, but I'm kinda glad our fuck buddies thing we had going on never escalated from that because I didn't really like him that way. It was kinda just an experiment."

"Yeah, I guess I'd want to experiment too if I ever met another fire God like me." Johnny nods. "So who else are you looking at besides Rogue?"

"I mean Negasonic and Lorna catch my eye, but Rogue is just- no one I've met is better than her, ya know?" Rachael sighs, squeezing her pillow.

"I think you should just make a move. Maybe you guys could be in a poly relationship. I honestly think they'd be down for it." Johnny says.

"Yeah, that's always an option I'd be willing to put out there." Rachael sighs. "I should ask Wade and see what he thinks, Canadian self-healing pansexual father figures always seem to know what to do in situation like these.

"You have more than one pansexual father figure?" Johnny chuckles.

"Yeah, Logan. Duh." Rachael says like it was obvious.

"Is he pan? I always thought of him more as a bi." Johnny says.

"I don't know I get pan vibes, but I don't think he knows either if we're honestly. He's definitely not straight though, I mean we've all seen the way he looks at Scott." Rachael says. "Wait! Do you think they could have poly relationship, them being Logan, Jean, and Scott, or do you think Logan and Scott are two stubborn to have a health relationship?"

"I think their "hatred" for each other is actually just sexual tension so I think it could work." Johnny nods, from his seat on the bean bag rested on her and Rogue's floor.

"This is such a weird conversation, moving on." Rachael says, before changing her expression to a smile wiggling her eyebrows at Johnny. "So gay best friend slash brother what's on the agenda for our brother-sister-bonding night?"

"Okay, well-" Johnny smiles bubbly. "I was thinking we could pop some popcorn, steal some ice cream from the mansion freezer, "barrow" some cozy blankets from Kitty and Colossus's room, put in some movies, and then just sit back and Janis and Damian best friend cuddle into the depths of the night."

"Sounds good to me. I'll take jiffy pop and ice cream detail, you get the blankets and pick a movie?" Rachael suggests getting up and walking towards the door to the hallway.

"Sure, oh and no one says jiffy pop anymore. I'm pretty sure they don't even manufacture it anymore." Johnny teases.

"It was a Heathers reference, you should have known that we've only watched it about two billion times." Rachael teases back, throwing a tampon at him that Rogue keeps in a jar on a table next to the door.

"Ew, what the fuck." Johnny laughs throwing it back at her as she opened the door. It few out over her head and into the hallway.

"It's not like it was used. Gosh, boys are so sensitive to real girl things, but they do love talking about the fake ones. Tsk, tsk." Rachael jokes as she walks out, shutting the door behind her.

"I believe this belongs to you." Bobby says when she steps out, holding the tampon Johnny threw. Rachael just burst out scream laughing, falling to her knees in the middle of the young adult living quarters of the X-mansion, with Bobby blushing from embarrassment.