characters: Kyoka, Beth, Koemi, Isla, Aomi and Lisa  (my comments are italic underlined)

Koemi: Hey I just got a pet snake. What should I name him?
Lisa: A pet WHAT?!
Kyoka: William Snakespeare.

Now i wanna give Koemi a snake-

Beth: I don't follow the rules. I follow dogs on social media.

yeah

Isla: I'm in love with you.
Lisa: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.
Isla: I know.
Lisa: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

why does the generator keep shipping them- well maybe once Lena realizes Aomi is a dickhead i'll put her in a poly with Isla and Koemi

Beth: I'm bored.
Aomi: Wanna commit first degree murder?
Beth: Sure!
Isla, hearing them: No- Stop, don't do that! Put that knife down! Put Koemi down!!

BETH NO

Beth: New year, same me. Because I'm perfect.

yes you are bby

Lisa: You fuckers don't know about my knife stick. It's a knife taped to a stick and it's the ultimate weapon.
Kyoka: Spear.
Lisa: BLOCKED.

Lisa now has a weapon, fear her

Lisa, sweating: Isla, there's something I need to ask you-
Isla: Finally! You're proposing!
Lisa: How'd you know?
Isla: Lisa, you've dropped the ring five times during dinner.
Isla: I even picked it up once.

another time they've been shipped together by this fricking generator- guess i'm doing it then

Beth: Can we go to a haunted house?
Isla: What's wrong with the one we live in?
Beth: Wh-what?
Isla: Goodnight, Beth.

Beth is absolutely scared of ghosts

Aomi: Did you bring Lena?
Beth, gesturing to Isla: No, but I brought the next best thing.
Aomi: Isla? The next best thing would be Koemi.
Isla: I would be offended, but Koemi is freakishly strong.

i mean, Lisa and Koemi are really fricking buff- WAIT THEY ARE WORKOUT BUDDIES NOW

Beth: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
Isla: No, that's not how you make cookies.
Lisa: FLOOR IT!!
Beth: How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!?
Isla: yOU'RE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN-
Beth: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!
Aomi: DO IT!
Isla: NO-

NO-

Koemi, at Isla: Would you like to stay for dinner?
Lisa, from the kitchen: Would you like to stay forever!?!

yeah they're all dating now. fuck it. Aomi is gonna die bc he sucks and Lisa is gonna date these two bc she deserves better

Beth: Are you mad?
Aomi: No.
Beth: So sharpening your knives at 3 in the morning is just a hobby?

yes, it is

Aomi: The stars are so beautiful...
Isla: They're just giant balls of gas.
Aomi: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-
Isla: And yet none of them are as huge as my hatred for you.
Aomi: Oh...

yeah

Koemi: Swear words are illegal now. If you say one you'll be fined.
Lisa: Heck.
Koemi: You're on thin fucking ice.
Koemi: Oh no-

Koemi the police officer

Aomi, near tears: Please, Lisa, I don't speak meme! I don't know what a 'yeet' is!

YEET

Beth: Kyoka's refusing to wear their glasses!
Kyoka: Beth, look, I wore the glasses for a day. My eyes are much better now. Watch.
Kyoka: *points to Aomi* Aomi.
Kyoka: *points to Isla* Isla.
Kyoka: *points to Lisa* Sasquatch.

Lisa is an absolute himbo physically- maybe i'll draw their body shapes later

Beth: I told Koemi that their ears turn red when they lie.
Kyoka: Do they?
Beth: No.
Kyoka: Then why did you tell them that?
Beth: Because I can do this.
Beth: Hey Koemi! Do you love us?
Koemi, with their hands over their ears: No.

wholesome content for the soul

Koemi: If it pleases the court I would like to say that my opponent is TALKING SHIT!
Aomi: ...

this is literally everybody at Aomi- also i loved this Wilbur Soot video

Beth: Am I in trouble?
Koemi: Take a guess.
Beth: No?
Koemi: Take another guess.

Beth stole her jacket

Kyoka: What happened?!
Koemi: Do you want the long version or the short version?
Kyoka: Sh-short??
Koemi: Shit's fucked.
Kyoka: Okay, long.
Koemi: Shit's very fucked.

this is just a daily conversation

Koemi: Hey Isla?
Isla: Yeah?
Koemi: What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
Isla:
Isla: ...What. 

Koemi is sleep deprived

Lisa: Every zoo is a petting zoo unless you're a coward.
Isla: I'm worried about you.

do it, Lisa. pet the pandas.

Koemi: Lena is too tall for me to kiss her on the lips. What should I do?
Beth: Punch her in the stomach. Then, when they double over in pain, kiss her.
Isla: Tackle her!
Aomi: Dump her.
Kyoka: Kick her in the shin!
Lisa: No to all of those! Just ask me to lean down!!

Isla absolutely tackles her and Koemi bc they're a short shit

Aomi: Do you cook?
Beth: I made a cake once.
Kyoka: Yeah, it was good.
Beth: Really?
Kyoka: Don't make me lie twice, Beth.

she nearly burned down Kyoka's house

Koemi: Could you be anymore annoying?
Isla: Yes.

their dynamic is 'oh my fucking god i hate you, but if anyone hurts you i am going to commit murder.' bc i find it cute

Beth: If I run and leap at Koemi, they will most certainly catch me in her arms.
Beth, running towards Koemi: Coming in!
Koemi: No! I'm holding coffee!
Koemi: *Drops coffee and catches Beth*

best friends

Kyoka: I have a new hoodie.
Beth: Wrong.
Beth: We have a new hoodie.

they steal eachothers clothes constantly

Lisa, texting group chat: What flavour of ice cream do you guys want? I'm at the store so be quick!
Isla: Moose Tracks is good!
Koemi: What the fuck is that!?
Isla: *Gasp* How dare you insult moo-
Koemi: No. No no not that. What the hell. Why do you spell flavor like flavour. It's like you have flavor but then this guy shows up and is like "Oui Oui Would you like chocolate flaVOUR or vanilla flaVOUR.
Lisa and Isla: what?
Koemi: I don't get it why add the EXTRA u when it's PERFECTLY FINE AS IT IS!?
Lisa: You done now?
Koemi: Yeah ok.
Lisa and Isla: ...
Koemi: ...Can I have the Mint Chocolate chip flavor?

again, daily conversation

Koemi: Are you trying to seduce me?
Lisa: Why, are you seducible?

yes

Isla: Let's watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Koemi: Okay.
Isla: And make out during the scary parts.
Koemi: Th-
Koemi: The scary parts.
Koemi: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

they're trying their best

Koemi: We can't tell you because you're not a member of the club.
Kyoka: What club?
Beth: The hating Kyoka club.
Kyoka: ...The fuck? I should be the leader of that club!

shes the protag of course she hates herself

Isla: Sometimes I like to place my hands on someone's cheeks, look into their eyes...
Isla: ...And violently jerk their head until it snaps.
Lisa: ...That took an unexpected turn.
Koemi: So did their neck.

they have a groupchat and it's just like this

Aomi: I'm gonna mix a can of Red Bull with seventeen shots of espresso in a fishbowl and then chug it while Kids by MGMT plays in the background so I can perceive twenty-three spatial dimensions and fight my own soul.

all of them are sleep deprived

okay im done now, bye