Eren was up earlier than usually. He was super excited. After all, today was his wedding day!

The teen danced through the room, sang a little bit and couldn't wait until the evening.

Oh, how excited Eren was! Today, he would finally be married to Armin Arlert! (A/N Oh yeah, the green eyed boy is ghey. If you wanna know how that happened, read my other stories!)

Of course for this day, the boy had chosen the best wedding cake. And the best wedding catering. And invited all his friends to come (except Mikasa cuz she's a bitch).

Armin himself was also up early in the morning, doing his morning stretches and excercise so he'd look nice and buff in his suit.

Yeagher was trying out his wedding dress in front of the mirror There had been a mixup at the dresser but Armin Arlert thought it was kind of funny so they went along with it.

But of course, most importantly of all: Yeagher couldn't wait until the actual night. See. The teen had a bit of a stick kink. but kept it secret so far. Eren felt there had to be at least one thing the blond boy should only discover on their wedding night! Oh, how excited that Suicidal Bastard was to finally share that final bit with Arlert!

The day was coming along nice. Eren received lots of compliments for his dress. The short boy looked fabulous in his suit. His muscles nicely toned thanks to the suit being of just the right tightness. Oh, Eren loved watching his love. Those sweet lips of him touching the wine glass, soaking them up in the red liquid of the wine. Those lips he could kiss all night long.

And those hands, the brunet looked at it. Abscentmindedly as someone else was talking to Eren Yeager while he did so. Armin Arlert's hands were so full with power. The way he grabbed Yeagher's hands as they cut the cake. The way he held Eren's wrists as he cut the cake into slices. Those hands would be soon on the brunet's chest.

There was a speech or two. Proclaiming that there had never been such a perfect couple as Yeagher and the short boy. That the universe had never seen such love. And everyone cheered and rejoiced. And there were flower petals and rice raining down on them and there were songs being sang in their names.

Or so it should be. Because when Eren stood there at the altar about to give his word to Armin Arlert. Suddenly! An ExplosioN!

And from the smoke arised no one else but Mikasa!

"Stop! You are making a mistake!" the half-asian girl said. "I should be with Armin Arlert!!"

~~I'm ded~~next is warrior cats~~

~Hey little girl wanna go for a ride ?

There's room and my wagon is parked right outside~

Firestar let the song text go over him.

~We can cruise down Rober Street all night long

But I think I'll just rape you and kill you instead~

The pain Rusty felt was much like that. His heard felt like that.

~Diane Diane Diane Diane Diane Diane

I hear there's a party at Lake Cove

It's be much easier if I drove

We could check it out~

Firestar knew that in the end, Rusty would stand alone before Tigerstar. Alone and afraid.

~We can go and see

Come on take a ride with me

Diane Diane Diane Diane Diane Diane~

Because somehow, friends always betray friends. Lovers always betray lovers. Pain was there to stay. It stuck like honey to his skin, but there was no water to remove it. And it collected dirt and dust as long as it was there. Eventually turning as black as his soul.

~Lay down together for a while

I'll put all your clothes in a nice neat little pile

You're the cutest girl I've ever seen in my life

but it's over now and with my knife

Diane Diane Diane Diane Diane Diane~

If only Firestar had a knife. Then the pain suffrage would be over...

~~WHAT THE FUCK FIRESTAR?!?~~