Cole: The Jokester ™
Cody: The Flirt ™
Cooper: The Glue That Keeps Everyone Together ™
Callen: The Short One ™

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Cole: Just discovered a neat trick. If you make brownies and don't cut them, you can eat the whole slab and say you only ate one brownie.
Cody: Don't do that.

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Cooper: I love all of my brothers equally. Cole, Cody, and
Cooper: *looks at smudged writing on his hand*
Cooper: Calcium.

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Callen: Alright Codes, I'm gonna say a word and you need to tell me the first thing that comes to mind.
Cody: Okay.
Callen: Stupid.
Cody: Cole.
Callen: NO

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Cody: You will not step foot in this room Cole.
Cole: Okay.
[later]
Cole: *walks in on his hands with a smile on his face*

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[airhorn noise]
[airhorn noise again]
Callen: What the heck Cole?
Cole: This isn't deordorant.

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Cody, giving Cole dating advice: Just tell her; "you're beautiful"
Cole: Good idea! Thanks Codes!
*later that day*
Cole: I'm beautiful
Adri (I know they're not a ship but bear with me-) :
Cole:
Adri:
Cole: Did I say something wrong

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Callen: Cole, why is there a big carrot in the bag of baby carrots?
Cole, shrugging guiltily: ...they needed adult supervision.

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Cody: I'm so tired of everyone treating me like a kid. I'm a man!
Thaddeus: Here's your chocolate milk, bud.
Cody: ....where's my swirly straw

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Cole: *when he loses Callen in a store*
Cole: Have you seen my brother?
Cole: He's 5'4", brown eyes, answers to Runt
Cole: Clearly bisexual but we haven't discussed that yet.

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Cody: One day, I'm gonna get a dog that's a cross between a bulldog and shitzu and I'm gonna call it a-
Cooper: NO

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Cody: Has anyone seen Callen?
Callen, laying on the floor: Present.

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Cooper: Okay Cole, its your turn to take the trash out.
Cooper: No Cole, put Callen down now.

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Cole: *gazing sadly into his orange chicken*
Cody: Look, I told you Panda Express was a Chinese restaurant, not a train station run by pandas.

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Cole, talking to himself as he applies eyeliner because why not: Now we wanna make the wings big enough so we can fly away from all of our problems.
Callen, watching from afar: *literally vibrating with worry*

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Cooper: Oh my gosh, did you put glitter in the laundry detergent?
Cole: Oh yeah, I'm experimenting with some new entrepreneurial ideas. That one's called "Sparkle Suds". Dress loud.
Cooper: Will you stop putting glitter in everything? This morning you put glitter in the butter.
Cole: Disco Dairy. Spread the party.

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Callen: You know what, I'm just gonna...
Callen: *climbs into a cupboard*
Callen: TRY AND GET ME NOW DESTINY!

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Cooper: What's wrong Codes?
Cody: I have this headache that comes and goes.
Cole: *walks in*
Cody: There it is.

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Cole, trying to tell a joke: Knock knock
Cooper: come in
Cole:
Cole: You know what-

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Cole: Rules were meant to be broken!
Cooper: They're made to be followed. Nothing it made to be broken.
Cole: Uh piñatas?
Callen: Glow sticks?
Cody: Karate boards?
Callen: Spaghetti, when you have a small pot.
Cole: Rules!

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Callen: How do you ask someone out?
Cooper: It's simple.
Cody: Exactly. You just open the door the door and say, "Get out, you're bothering me."

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Cole, in a Halloween store: All these ghosts, all these ghosts, and I still can't find a boo.

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Callen: I'm gonna play a song for you.
Callen: It's called "my life so far"
Callen: *takes a deep breath and plays a chord*
Callen: *screams*

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Cole: *hugs Cooper* You're the best brother ever.
Cooper:
Cooper: What did you break

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Cody: Where's Callen?
Cole: He's small, he's probably under something.

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Cody: That's a mean question. I'm not answering that!
Callen: Come on! It's just a question! If you had to punch someone, if you HAD to, who would you punch?
Cody: I'm not answering that. We're all brothers. Why fwould I punch anyone?
Callen: It would be Cole would it?
Cody: Oh definitely.

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Cooper: Put your tie back on.
Cole: But it hurts my Cole's Apple.
Cooper: For the last time it's not named after each individual man.

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Callen: I got everything under control.
Cole: Is that why everything is on fire?

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*when they all go to the zoo*

Cole, riding an elephant: ONWARD MY LARGE, TUSKED, NOBLE STEED

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I just realized that a lot of these consist of everyone attacking Cole oof-