Full name: "Teddy Capley." (Theodosia Elizabeth Capley)

Meaning of name: "How am I supposed to know?!" (Gift given by God, supreme gift)

Do they like their name: "No. At least once a day I yell at my mom for naming me after someone's kid from the 1700s. Just cause they wanna 'keep with the Hamilton theme'.

Nickname: "Teddy. I go by that. But Schuyler likes to call me a bunch of other things when she's mad at me."

Age/Grade: "27."

How old they appear: "...are you calling me old-" (About the same.)

Eye color: "Brown, I guess."

Glasses?: "Ew, no."

Weight/build: "Skinny legend."

Height: "Tall." (About 5'7")

Skin type: *shrugs* (Caucasian)

Hair color and length: "I have long dark brown hair. When I was like three I got a bob cut. It was bad."

Taste in clothes: "Whatever looks good on me."

Healthy? Why or why not?: "Sure?"

Music: "It really depends honestly. But it's mostly Gwen Stefani. Milo knows all the words to Hollaback Girl."

Daredevil or cautious: "If you don't know the answer I'll cry."

Good habits: "I asked Philip, my dad, my mom, and Sky. Apparently I have none. But Christian says that it's that I'm pretty, and, somehow, loving."

Bad habits: "Uh, I cut my mom's credit card into a ninja star once."

Hobbies: "Trying to care for my toddler, annoying Schuyler, being with Christian, and having a glass of wine every night. I'm a mom of a three year old, what did you expect?"

Family situation: "...I lowkey don't get along with my mom, dad, or sister. Philip and I, on the other hand, get along pretty good actually and I don't know why. I'm also married to Christian and we have a three year old son named Milo."

Friend situation: "I actually don't have that many friends...I mostly spend my days with Milo on the days he doesn't go to preschool, which is like, every Tuesday and Thursday."

Deepest fear: "Nothing scares me." (Losing Milo, Christian, or Philip. That's literally it.)

Favorite thing: "Milo."

Favorite person/role model: "I've always looked up to Louise Belcher from Bob's Burgers."

What would break them: "Nothing really..."

Best and worst thing in their life: "Seeing Milo after he was born was the most beautiful thing I've experienced, and it was the only one too. And the worst thing is being a twin. Milo gets confused between me and Schuyler. It's sad really."

What they're reluctant to tell people: "...don't tell Christian, but I've been eyeing a couple other girls that look cute.."

Opinions on relationships: "Happily married, but I'm starting to question my sexuality."