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Bentley, texting Kalvin: Hey babe. Hope your day will be memeingful.
Kalvin: I literally am in love with you but this makes me want to punch you.

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*sharing an air mattress*

Kalvin: *asleep on one side already*
Bentley, exhausted: *walks in and flops on the other side*
Kalvin: *is launched off the air mattress*

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Kalvin: Ohh, hey what's wrong?
Kalvin: Did you see a cute dog?
Bentley, sobbing: It was so small and cute..
Kalvin: It's okay, I know that dogs are good.
Kalvin: *sees the picture of the dog*
Kalvin, crying: Dogs are so good...

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Kalvin: Aw..I cut my finger..
Bentley: *runs* wheeeee oooooo wheeeeee ooooo wheeeee oooooo
Kalvin: What?
Bentley: *stops and puts a bandaid on Kalvin's finger*
Bentley: *runs again* wheeeee oooooo wheeeee oooooo wheeeeee ooooooo
Kalvin:

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*April 30*

Bentley: *jumping on the bed and giggling* IT'S GONNA BE MAY!
Kalvin: *hitting Bentley with a pillow* GO BACK TO BED

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Kalvin: *texting Bentley* You will machete it through this.
Kalvin: *make
Kalvin: Please don't machete your way through this.
Bentley: Too late.

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Bentley: Are lobsters like mermaids to scorpions?
Kalvin: Ben it's four in morning.

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Bentley: *falls asleep on the couch*
Kalvin: *picks him up and carries him to bed*
Bentley: *snuggles his face into his shoulder*

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Bentley: *somehow gets punched in the mouth*
Bentley: Someone hit my mouth, can you kiss it better?
Kalvin: *sighs*

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Bentley: What color should I wear to prom?
Kalvin: Um, I don't know?
Bentley: Well we have to match, so what color is your suit?
Kalvin: Since when are we going to prom?
Bentley:
Bentley: Shoot. I forgot to ask you.

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Bentley: Kalvin! I made a bunch of friends! And they even showed me this cool friendship symbol!
Kalvin: BENTLEY THAT'S GANG SYMBOL YOU JOINED A GANG!

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Bentley: *singing loud and obnoxiously*
Kalvin: *grabs him and kisses him*
Bentley: *blushing bright red and speechless*

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Bentley: *coming back inside from swimming*
Kalvin: Aww, your hair's all curly from the pool!
Bentley: *blushing* S-Stop!

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Bentley: *eating Nutella from the jar with a spoon in the kitchen at midnight*
Kalvin: *walks in and sighs, taking the spoon from Bentley and making him a proper sandwich*

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Bentley: *petting the cat on his lap* Aren't you a pretty kitty?
Kalvin: Aren't you allergic to cats?
Bentley: *petting the cat slower* Maybe...

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Bentley: *cuddling with Kalvin in bed, smiling and stroking his hair*
Bentley: *sneezes so loud that Kalvin falls off the bed*

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Kalvin: What're you doing?
Bentley, somehow holding Belle, Louise, and Ari: THE FLOOR IS LAVA

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Bentley, posing on a table to impress Kalvin: Hey bab- *table breaks*

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*At the park*

Bentley, on the swings: You know, if we were in elementary school, we would be considered a couple by now.
Kalvin, also on the swings: That wouldn't bother me.

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Bentley: *leaves his dirty underwear on the floor*
Kalvin: *groans* Ben..
Bentley: *doesn't close the door when he uses the bathroom*
Kalvin: Bentley!
Bentley: *leaves crumbs in the bed*
Kalvin: BENTLEY
Bentley: *purposefully burps*
Kalvin: B E N T L E Y

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Kalvin: *bumps into a pole*
Bentley: *laughs so hard that he bumps into the same pole*

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Bentley: *picks up Kalvin bridal style*
Bentley: *playfully slam dunks him into a trash can* Score!

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Bentley: Octopuses have three hearts and they couldn't love you as much as I do.
Kalvin:

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