Slayer walked up to a pile of lonely fries on the side

fries: pls eat me

Slayer: ur too gud to be eaten i will love you and protect you forever

fries: yey

-two months later-

slayer: ur the only thing in the world that  matters to me

fries: same

slayer: will u marry me, fries?

fries: yes of course

and then they got married and lived in a fry house until fries divorced slayer for eating their kind but slayer couldn't help but eat them so she ended up eating fries the end