Author-Chan; EVERYONE OUT EXCEPT SLAY AND FAUNA!

Fauna: What why?

Faun: ... *shrugs and walks off*

Slayer: But I wanna read iiiiiittttttt.

Author-Chan: No! *shoves her out*

-everyone else leaves-

-Fauna and Slay read it-

Fauna: The hanahaki disease? Don't you get that from one sided love?

Author-Chan: *nods* it's not real tho. But if it is I'd be dead.

Slay: *runs out to Faun and hugs him tightly*

Fauna: .... why did I die?!

Author-Chan: Cuz

Fauna: *groans* well. That's all the time we have. Bye!