STEM POV: Ugh. Where am I? It's so dark and.. Where's sissy? My head feels horrible. All I feel is the blood dripping down my head.. It's so dark.. Am I alone? But that's when I heard a booming voice! "BE NOT AFRAID CHILD. FOR I JUST WANNA MAKE A DEAL." Woah. A GOD!?!!?!??!!??!?!?!?! Now that's something Daddy would like to see!! Wait, what a coin is spinning. It landed on.. Teal?? The god nodded and made me a demigod of chaos. Hehe.. IM GONNA ROB A CANDY STORE!!!!

GOD OF CHAOS POV: Oh? A sense of worthiness has arrived... It's a child. A CHILD???? WHAT IS A CHILD DOING IN THE GOD OF CHAOS'S DOMAIN??? But! This one has potential. "BE NOT AFRAID CHILD. FOR I JUST WANNA MAKE A DEAL" I'll spin a coin to see if he gets to be a god. Hehe, so glad it's ri- IT LANDED ON TEAL!?!?! GODHOOD!?!?!? Oh dear, I forgot it was a child it's robbing a candy store first. OH GOD, IT'S MAKING EVERYTHING SPARKLY. WHY IS IT STALKING ONE HOUSE IN PARTICULAR!!??! WHY IS THERE A GIRL WITH A MISSING EYE IN THAT HOUSE!?!? Welp I guess I just gotta pray that child doesn't blow up the earth