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Circus Freak: Ah, Nari! The name of this group chat implies that, perhaps, it is time to scheme??? Oooo, this is terribly exciting.

You: girl, chillllllllllll. You're clearly not used to rule breaking so just follow our lead

Circus Freak: On the contrary!

Tiny Bitch: "I have hijacked a clown car once!"

Circus Freak: You mustn't forget the time I hijacked a clown car!

Circus Freak: Ah

Circus Freak: I see

Circus Freak: So I have become predictable.

The One Who Makes Me Food: Hehe :D Sorry, Zu, I guess we just know you better than that at this point.

Tiny Bitch: If you wanna prove ur a rule breaker u gotta have more than one story ;P

Circus Freak: ...

The One Who Forces Me to Socialize: Guys, that's why we have this chat! Instead of judging her for not having fun stories, let's help her make new ones!

Circus Freak: You have my gratitude, Gou.

The Light Feminine: Aw <333 u guys r cuteys and tht's y I luv u

Study Buddy: Oh god, I forgot what instant messaging you was like.

The Light Feminine: Y u like this??? Sooooooooo inseurce

Tiny Bitch: She means insecure

The Light Feminine: I DO mean insecure!!!! >:(

You: everyone listen tf up. We've got shit to plan.

Bratz Doll: Who put you in charge of this again?

Bratz Doll: bbuwuefnjbkjrwbkjwdinjo

Bratz Doll: Sorry about Kana, I just dragged her away from the laptop so now it's me.

Tiny Bitch: :D Hi Monty!

Bratz Doll: Hi little bud

You: omfg can we please just stay on topic, this is like actually important to me

Child #1: For Nari to be the one making a group chat, it must be! I'm all in, I'll do whatever you need!

Child #1: Um um um I'll trynot to mess it up!

Child #1: *tryn ot

Not Aika: Take your time...

Child #1: *try not

Solemate: Bisque, you'll do just fine.  Zu, Tozen, and I will all be there, one of us can probably help with whatever you get assigned

Child #2: you know how coffee is a bean? what if, like, there's an alternate reality where different drinks are also beans? like, milk or lemonade are just a bunch of ground or mushed up beans like coffee is

You: wtf, why are you like this

Why???: Would those beans have different quality levels? Would they be specialized like how Columbian coffee and Guatemalan coffee are typically seen as superior? Would any of these have started wars??? The possibilities are endless, aren't they?

Solemate: Sayuri...

Why???: Did I overdo it again?

Solemate: A little

Study Buddy: I once knew a kid who thought almond milk came from tiny udders on almonds.

Child #1: :D That's funny!

Study Buddy: My parents told me to never be like that kid.

Child #1: D: That's less funny

Capp'n: Yer heads're all beans, ye bilge-suckers

Study Buddy: Your insults make absolutely no sense, you intolerable ignoramus.

Not Aika: You two, play nice or I'll throw all your bedding and mattresses in a lake.

Study Buddy: I'm sorry.

Capp'n: Ye're not. I'm not. So don't go runnin' any rigs.

Study Buddy: I'm not sorry, but I'm trying to offer a truce so we don't lose our mattresses.

Capp'n: I'll consider me options

You: what am I supposed to do

The One Who Forces Me to Socialize: Just start talking about your plans. If you indulge every side tangent, we'll be here forever. You got this!!!

You: Guys, listen up. As you all know, it's Ren's birthday tomorrow. We need to find a way to get him out of the house for some fun. I refuse to let his mother coop him up all day and make it boring.

The One Who Makes Me Food: I think I can help with that! My parents are friends with Ren's, so if I can convince them to make a diversion...

Why???: What could be distracting enough to lure Mrs. Enomoto out of the house when she's normally so hovery?

Tiny Bitch: It needs to sound urgent enough to get her to come to you, but it shouldn't already be disastrous. If you make it too dramatic, not only will it get us busted, but it'll also piss her off. So like, no house fires and preferably no car troubles.

The Circus Called: Bills! Bills are truly always distracting. Perhaps your father can take Ruri and Junpei somewhere with the car, and then your mother will call Mrs. Enomoto and ask her to chauffeur her to the post office in order to deliver some urgent bills!

Tiny Bitch: Damnnnn, I underestimated you!

Not Aika: Make sure your mom holds her off for as long as possible. She needs to be looking for the bills that she misplaced when Ren's mom gets there, she should "accidentally" leave something so that they have to go back, she should offer her some tea or something like that for her troubles... etc.

Child #1: Guys, I don't like this... Ren's gonna get in so much trouble if we get caught! What if she says he can't be friends with us anymore??? D: </3

You: We have one key advantage: Mr. Enomoto. He knows what we're up to and he's all for it. He can help keep Mrs. Enomoto busy and also prevent her from punishing Ren. He already said he'd help by dragging her someplace so that he can finish a painting

Why???: On his son's birthday???

You: It's an "extra surprise present" that he "just came up with"

The One Who Makes Me Food: Perfect! Between my mom and Mr. Enomoto, that should keep her out for a few hours. Should we plan it for... say... 1 to 4?

Child #2: jumprope jumprope jumprope jumprope

You: Probably not. But don't worry. That thought probably stemmed from, "I don't like bounce castles," right? I remember. We won't have one.

Child #2: we need desserts for a party

Study Buddy: That was shockingly on-topic.

The One Who Forces Me to Socialize: Just wait for it...

The One Who Forces Me to Socialize: Hachi, how did you get there?

Child #2: ice cream, soda, cherry on top

Study Buddy: I see.

The Light Feminine: Ren <3s stawderry shortce, rite?

The One Who Makes Me Food: Yes, it's his favorite, but you're not allowed on baking staff.

The Light Feminine: 4 the best Ig bnt booooooooo

Capp'n: Aye, anyone got a wench ta English dictionary?

Bratz Doll: You're one to talk!!! She clearly said, "It's for the best, I guess, but boooo!" You're just too dumb to catch on!

Bratz Doll: Sorry, she sent it before I could edit it to be politer.

Capp'n: Nah, nah, I like what she sent more >:D

Why???: So what exactly are we intending to do to celebrate?

Bratz Doll: Let's take him to a roller rink. He's never skated before, it's sun-free so he won't panic, and if he falls, that gives him an excuse to hold onto one of us. It's perfect for him.

Bratz Doll: LOOK AT THAT. MY FAV PERSON, KING OF BIRTHDAYS HIMSELF!!! <333

Bratz Doll: uhhuefvhugvrnhuvtewuv

Bratz Doll: I'll rent the place out. Kana said she volunteers to help make a playlist for us to skate to.

Tiny Bitch: Is she okay?

Bratz Doll: She's fine. She was pouty at me but she calms down when given forehead kisses.

The One Who Forces Me To Socialize: Okay, everyone! Let's split into groups!

Solemate: I call design crew!

The Light Feminine: Me2me2me2!!!!!

Solemate: Good, I was gonna ask you to help me.

Why???: Might I be allowed to make party favors?

You: sounds good, Sayuri.

Child #2: me too. I know how to make potpourri and slime. Ren likes nice-smelling things.

Circus Freak: Slime???

Child #1: Mom, don't question it.

Not Aika: I can take a whole bunch of pictures for Ren. I'm sure he'll want to remember this.

Circus Freak: Bisque, would you care to assist me in cake baking?

Child #1: :D Okie dokie poki loki!

The One Who Makes Me Food: I can make the rest of the dishes. Actually, Gou, could you help out?

The One Who Forces Me to Socialize: Can do! I've been meaning to learn more recipes from you anyway!!

You: i'll get Ren and bring him to the rink. i'll make sure to keep where we're going a surprise

Study Buddy: Umm... what are the rest of us supposed to do?

Capp'n: I can sneak alcohol in n' keep e'eryone from noticin' >:D

You: YES

The One Who Forces Me to Socialize: HELL YEAH

The One Who Makes Me Food: No.

Circus Freak: Absolutely not. Gou, please carry yourself in a way that will make you a good example.

The One Who Forces Me to Socialize: sorry </3

Not Aika: Keij, you, Chimon, and Wakumi can be cleanup crew for after the party.

Tiny Bitch: o god why me?

Capp'n: This'll be a riot!!!!

Study Buddy: Joanie, you've betrayed me. I want to help but there's no way this ends well.

Not Aika: C'mon, please? Please bear it for one day so we can make Ren happy?

Study Buddy: Please don't. There's no need for a guilt trip, I'm already on your side. Just please let me whine for a while.

Not Aika: Sure, bud. Love you <3

Solemate: Awwwwwwww, she loves you

Study Buddy: Shut it, Yuu. How did I end up here?

You: anyway. I think we finally have stable plans. good job, guys. and thanks, like, genuinely. good luck on your respective tasks. see you tomorrow :)

The Light Feminine: ehurfhuvfehve awwwwww u swiled!

The Light Feminine: *smiled