no body, no crime
catlyn bordio
(i'll write this au later)

{CHAR}

he did it

{ARTIE}

he did it

{CATLYN}

Jadus is a friend of mine
we meet up every Tuesday night for dinner and a glass of wine
Jadey's been losing sleep
her husband's acting different and it smells like infidelity
she says

{JADEY}

"that ain't my merlot on his mouth
that ain't my jewelry on our joint account
no, they're ain't no doubt
I think I'm gonna call him out"

{CATLYN}

she says
I think he did it, but I just can't prove it
I think he did it, but I just can't prove it
I think he did it, but I just can't prove it
no, no body, no crime
but I ain't letting up until the day I die

{ARTIE}

no, no
I think he did it

{CHAR}

no, no
he did it

{CATLYN}

Jadus wasn't there
tuesday night at olive garden, at her job or anywhere
he reports his missing wife
and I noticed when I passed his house
his truck has got some brand new tires
and his mistress moved in
sleeps in Jadey's bed and everything
no, there ain't no doubt
somebody's gotta catch him out cause

{CATLYN}

I think he did it, but I just can't prove it
I think he did it, but I just can't prove it
I think he did it, but I just can't prove it
no, no body, no crime
but I ain't letting up until the day I die

{CHAR}

no, no
I think he did it

{ARTIE}

no, no
he did it

{CATLYN}

good thing my brother made me get a boating liscense when I was fifteen
and I've cleaned enough houses to know how to cover up a scene
good thing Jadey's friend is gonna swear she was with me

{AIMÉÈ}

"she was with me, dude"

{CATLYN}

good thing his mistress took out a big life insurance policy
they think she did it, but they just can't prove it
they think she did it, but they just can't prove it
she thinks I did it, but she just can't prove it
no, no body, no crime
I wasn't letting up until the day he
no, no body, no crime
I wasn't letting up until the day he
no, no body, no crime
I wasn't letting up until the day he died