Sammy and Marigold, just vibing :

Jolene, walking in : can I hang with you guys?

Sammy : no. and you should probably change your outfit because you look stupid

Jolene : it's not stupid...

Sammy : yeah, it is. and you should probably change your hair, too, because you look like a giant toddler

Jolene : wha-

Marigold : *restraining laughter*

Sammy : oh, baby gap just called

Jolene : wha-

Sammy : they want their clothes back

Jolene : c'mon

Sammy : oh, wait, I got another call here. oh, it's a troll doll from walmart, yeah, yeah, she said she's pressing charges against you for identity theft

Jolene : :(

Marigold : yeah, you look like an idiot dude!

*boss music*

Sammy : what did you just say?

Marigold : no, man, cause you- I was just saying-

Sammy : SHADDUP

Sammy : she is beautiful, she is smart, she is kind 

Marigold : but you were just-

Sammy : get out 

Marigold : dude, are you serious?

Sammy : yeah

Marigold : fine! *leaves*

Jolene :

Jolene : thank you

Sammy : tHaNkYeW get lost

(their entire relationship summarized)