(Artie, I was thinking of conversations between Ellie and our ocs and this was the only one I could think of lol)

Ellie : no, no, Cindy, you did nothing wrong, you did not deserve any of the abuse you endured, okay? 

Ellie : and honestly putting poison in his pie was such a girlboss move, like you said-

Ellie : Martin, shut the fuck up

Ellie : anyway, like you said, he did, in fact, have it coming