we are not the same person
laura easton and callie callahan

{LAURA}

I am Laura

{CALLIE}

I am Callie

{BOTH}

and we are not the same person
we may have similar lives
we may have similar wives
but we are different nonetheless
and if you took the time to get to know us
for a minute

{LAURA}

you'd see that I am Laura

{CALLIE}

and I am Callie

{LAURA}

yes, I am Laura

{CALLIE}

and I am Callie

{LAURA}

my hair is blonde

{CALLIE}

my hair is platinum

{BOTH}

look at our faces
look at our nasals
why can't you see all the differences that I do

{CALLIE}

my eyes are baby blue

{LAURA}

my eyes are a different shade of baby blue

{CALLIE}

people say our lives are similar
just cause we both experienced

{BOTH}

sexual abuse, manipulation, child abuse, physical trauma

{CALLIE}

people say we copy and agree a lot

{LAURA}

I don't see it

{CALLIE}

yeah, me neither

{LAURA}

dreaming of a day when the traumatized white girl trope will be all mine
mine all mine

{CALLIE}

and I'm dreaming of a day people won't think I'm about to kick they're ass

{LAURA}

I am Laura

{CALLIE}

I am Callie

{BOTH}

and we are not the same person
we may have similar lives
we may have similar wives
but we are different nonetheless
and if you took the time to get to know us
for a minute

{LAURA}

you'd see that I am Laura

{CALLIE}

and I am Callie

{LAURA}

and I am Callie

{CALLIE}

and I am Callie

{LAURA}

why does nobody talk about how hard it is
to be a traumatized white girl

{CALLIE}

why are there so many traumatized white girls

{BOTH}

can someone stop traumatizing all these white girls

{LAURA}

except for me

{CALLIE}

and me

{CHAR}

people think I copied Iris' Callie backstory

{IRIS}

people think I copied Char's Laura backstory

{CHAR}

why can't you get we don't copy each other's backstories

{CHAR AND IRIS}

we copy Bee and Artie

{CALLIE}

dreaming of a day when I don't hear people say I'm a knock-off Laura
knock-off Laura

{LAURA}

dreaming of a day where you die in a fire and I get all your subscribers

{CALLIE}

what

{LAURA}

I am Laura

{CALLIE}

I am Callie

{BOTH}

and we are not the same person
we may have similar lives
we may have similar wives
but we are different nonetheless
and if you took the time to get to know us
for a minute

{LAURA}

you'd see that I am Laura

{CALLIE}

I am Callie

{SUDDEN GROOT}

I am Groot

{CALLIE}

woah where the fuck did that come from

{LAURA}

yeah what the fuck was that