how Claire and Clari thought they played

smol Roxie : hello, Ms.Margaret, would you like to go shopping with me?

smol Cecilia : yes, I love shopping

vs how they actually played

Roxie : you have been brought to trial before the high council for your crimes against Unicornitopia

Cecilia : mercy!

Roxie : you have been sentenced to be thrown into the pit, torn limb from limb!

Cecilia : dear God, no! he's just a boy!

Roxie : SILENCE WOMAN! his fat has been decided!

Cecilia : but so has yours...I put poison in your goblet

Roxie : AND- wait, no! no, you didn't!

Cecilia: yes, I did!

Roxie : ugh, fine!

Roxie : *I got poisoned and now I'm dying noises* WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

Cecilia : *maniacal laughter* WRITHE IN AGONY 

Roxie : NOT BEFORE I TAKE YOU WITH ME

*battle cries*