(btw ingrid doesn't exist anymore, I threw her into the void, she's just being used for this)
the ballad of astrid svensson

{CHAR}

woah-oh-oh-oh, oh
down on your knees before the queen
woah-oh-oh-oh, oh
down on your knees before the queen

Astrid Svensson was a popular bitch
(mhm)
hot bod, hot girl, cheer captain
plus she was rich
(oh yeah)
that girl had everything till hiccup and hitch
Lenora Holland lost a leg in a wreck
(am-pu-tated)

the nominations for prom royalty came
(uh-huh)
our Astrid's senior year and queen was her claim
(uh, duh)
till gossip stirred the student body would name
Lenora Holland, queen of the prom
(pi-ty vote)

{CHAR/JACOB}

"Astrid,"

{CHAR}

her father said

{JACOB}

"life is a prom
I know you won't disappoint me and mom"

{CHAR}

you taste the silver, Astrid, you taste the crown
you thirst for blood from the roses in hand
whoa
you spoil for sash and scepter, music to dance
as they crown you queen of high school land
check Astrid, choose Astrid, vote for Astrid Svensson
check Astrid, choose Astrid, vote for Astrid Svensson

so obsessed, our Astrid near lost her mind
to life un-prom related Astrid was blind
she shoved her squad, her clique, her girlfriend behind
still Lenora had a hold on the the lead
(poor, poor, Lenny)
soon Astrid's sanity was hung by a thread
her BFFs proclaimed her socially dead
till then at last her girlfriend texted and said

{CHAR/INGRID}

"I'm taking Lenora to the senior prom"
(love, love, Lenny)

{CHAR/JACOB}

"Astrid!"

{CHAR}

her father said

{CHAR/JACOB}

"why be so calm?
there's just no future for a princess at prom"

{CHAR}

you taste the silver, Astrid, you taste the crown
you thirst for blood from the roses in hand
woah
you spoil for sash and scepter, music to dance
as they crown you queen of high school land
woah-oh-oh-oh, oh
down on your knees before the queen
woah-oh-oh-oh, oh
down on your knees before the queen

some girls are rational but Astrid was not
she stared in mirrors thinking one single thought
(Lenora, Aurora, Eunice Delphine, Ruby, Mae, Pepper, Quinn)
there's seven reasons this crowns not good as got
and so the night of prom, mercy, thus went her plot

'P' is for Pepper drinking poisoned punch
'R' is for Ruby dashed on a rock - crunch
'O' is what Aurora said when Astrid bludgeoned her brains
and 'M' is for Mae's marinated remains
but! but!
'Q' is for Quinn, quiet, drowned in the pool
and 'U' is for Eunice Delphine's pieces spread 'round the school
and 'E's are for the easy ways in five minutes tops
a one legged girl can bring an 'N' for end by calling the cops

{BEE}

what a bitch

{CHAR}

you got your silver, Astrid, you got your crown
you got their blood on your roses in hand
woah
you donned the sash and sceptor, doing a dance
as you crowned you queen of high school land
(woah-oh-oh-oh, oh)
(down on your knees before the queen)
god save the queen
(woah-oh-oh-oh, oh)
god save the queen
(down on your knees before the queen)
the queen of high school land
oh!
the queen of high school land

they wrapped your wrists in silver, they took your crown
as they washed your bloody fingers and hands
woah
into a tight straitjacket, small padded cell
screaming

{CHAR/ASTRID}

"I'm the queen of high school land!"

{CHAR}

at least in your head, you're queen of high school land
pity the dead
you're queen of high school land
woah
check Astrid, choose Astrid, vote for Astrid Svensson
check Astrid, choose Astrid, vote for Astrid Svensson