Josie : my mother who died giving birth to me was a prostitute and I'm constantly sick

Mae : my sister who raised me is also a prostitute  and I to am constantly sick

Josie :

Mae : what?

Josie : *pulls Mae close*

Josie : me and you are hereby friends and you are never getting out of this until one of us inevitability dies of some illness

Mae : *scared noises*