-reincarnation au where these two are best friends-

Hazel : I'm bored

Jo : wanna go shopping?

Hazel : nah

Jo : wanna go get food?

Hazel : sure

-in the car-

Jo : YOUR HONOR I'M A FREAK BITCH

Hazel : HANDCUFFS, LEASHES

Jo : SWITCH MY WIG MAKE HIM FEEL LIKE HE CHEATIN