{ELEANOR}

The universe is more than just space with no end
La la la la
Just think of the universe as a female best friend
And you can be like
"Hey universe, what's happening girl?"
And she'll be like
"Oh nothing, just running the world"
And you'll be like
"What?"
And the universe will be like
"I know"
You're on the right track girl, I got your back girl
I'm helping you grow
Think positive
Act positive
You are a child of the earth
Life coaching; nailing it!
Time to take command
You dictate the hand the universe deals
Look!
Science makes no sense
Who needs evidence?
Go with your feels!
I'm like a radio, tuned to the stars
I found my frequency
Crystals speak to me

{JOYCE}

What are they saying?

{ELEANOR}

Buy more crystals
Everything, everything happens for a reason
Be a beacon of light in the world
Put a little alright in the world
There is spiritual guides, look up and see 'em
Perception is reality
Just listen to the melody that the universe sings
Cause everything, everything happens for a reason

{JOYCE}

Gee I hate to break it to you
The universe is just the contents of time, matter and space

{ELEANOR}

Yeah-

{JOYCE}

Ninety-one billion light years across and the earths a small place
Where good people die

{ELEANOR}

No!

{JOYCE}

Yeah
In famine and wars
The pacific islands are sinking
But negative thinking is hardly the cause
You think life is all unicorns and rainbows cause your bored
And positivity is a luxury that few can afford
We're gonna die
Yes 
You and I
In meaninglessness and alone

{ELEANOR}

No, no, no!
No
One day you may wake up alone

{JOYCE}

Okay?

{ELEANOR}

Cause your girlfriend and some of her friends plotted to assassinate your sister and then she was beheaded

{JOYCE}

That's specific

{ELEANOR}

So you cry yourself to sleep in deep despair
Talking to the walls cause there's no one there
And you have to adopt her kid cause that's your last chance to have a family
Take it from me
That your aging ass will have to believe that
Everything, everything happens for a reason
Put some more fun in the world
A little I AM STILL YOUNG in the world
Be prepared to take your eggs and freeze 'em

{JOYCE}

Is this still about me?

{ELEANOR}

Cause everything, everything happens for

{JOYCE}

Sometimes terrible things can happen
Cause the universe is random

{ELEANOR}

Yes but random for a reason!

{JOYCE}

No reason