Elijah : *wakes up*

Elijah : looks like another day of sucking cocks

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Joyce : I wish I could destroy all the vaginas

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Wendy, confident asf at three am : where's my butler?

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Yvette @ Lafayette : I swear to god the next time I talk to you will be on Dr.Phil

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Josie : I'm gonna get your fucking grandma-

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Alexandra : melanoma? mela-no-ma'am

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Elijah : I think I like black music

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Vanya : flowers are forever

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Joyce : I just hope all the kids die

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Eleanor, sleep deprived at 6am : I need a broccoli in my ass

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Wendy : hey you wanna Netflix and pills?

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Bart and Yvette : *see Lafayette*

Bart and Yvette : oh look a cunt

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Delilah : who left their fist here?

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Carrie : who wants pickles?

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Theo : I'm gonna start a rumor about Gilbert

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Joyce : I'm gonna start a rumor about those kids

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Wendy : I'm gonna start a rumor about myself

Wendy, on the phone with Tommy : yes, did you hear, I got some kind of disease

Wendy : I don't know it's just what I heard

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Bella : here take some makeup and vodka for the road

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Yvette : hi fuck off Gilbert I heard nobodies going to your birthday blowout

Yvette, on the phone with Diane : what do you mean everyone's going to his birthday blowout? of course I was invited!

Yvette : Gilbert always hurts my feelings

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Joyce : I can always smell when babies are near

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Luke @ Sammy after he pulled out : put it back in my body

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Carrie : shshshshsh

Carrie : have a pickle

Carrie : you want a cupcake?

Carrie : you want some balls in a ball?

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Eleanor, who just parked in the handicap space : I can park here because I'm gay and I'm very, very, very r*tarded

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Wendy, laying in a coffin : hi I'm just practicing

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Henri : eat shit Martha

Henri : the whole block knows your kids fuck each other

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Josie : more coke please

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Elisa talking to Henri : I went through your emails and read all your lies

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Elijah : I'm sure you've heard of me, I'm gay

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Valentine : I AM IN CHARGE OF EVERYTHING

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Lottie : whatever bitch play with my hole

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Luke, talking to Irene : I need you to call me on my secret phone for secrets

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Alice : I said that's it

Alice : I'm getting asshole surgery

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Alice : we got these...Chinese neighbors now

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Josie : I will sit on you

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Joyce : *sniffing*

Joyce : *pulls baby out of a trash-can*

Joyce : I knew I smelt a baby

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Carrie : if you're not gonna eat my gorgonzola dippers

Carrie, on the verge of tears : then you're not eating my ass!

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Bella : 0:

Bella : Alexander's dead

Bella : I understand he's my brother but I'd like to see that bitch uninvite me to his fucking funeral

Bella : and I'm gonna bring the best goddamn casserole!