Cecile, placing a plate of baguettes onto the table : I WILL NOT LET YOU RUIN THIS DINNER!!!

Cecile : it's the one night a week it's fun to be a foreigner

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Charlotte : *wakes up surrounded by sponges and dishes*

Charlotte : FUCK I'VE BEEN WATCHING DISHES IN MY SLEEP AGAIN WE'RE FUCKING LATE FOR SCHOOL

Charlotte : Christine, go grab your brother- NO NOT BY THAT!

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Sophie, yeeting a box of cereal : NO THERE'S NO TIME FOR CEREAL

Molly : here, we're doing granola bars

Sophie, yeeting the granola bars : NO THERE'S NO TIME FOR GRANOLA BARS

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Cecile : no, you can't have coke on Baguette Tuesday

Cecile : because it's not French now eat your croissants

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Lucinda and Jefferey (Joey's mom and Sophie's dad) : no, I don't have a favorite child

Lucinda and Jefferey : I do have a least favorite and it's the youngest

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Hazel : give me back my phone before you see my clit

Josie :

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Richie, slamming casserole into a bowl : now you're gonna shut up and eat this like it's ass

Richie : *tastes it*

Richie : which one of you kids came in my casserole?

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Jeffrey, abusing the fuck out of Sophie : it's not a crime if it's your kid

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Susanna : mama got you a kitchen and a stroller so you can be ready for when you give up on your dreams

Elisa :

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Louise : that's it, you just lost toilet paper privileges

Louise : have fun getting creative

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Irene : I'M GONNA START COOKING DIN DIN IN T MINUS FIVE SECONDS

Irene : I NEED THIS KITCHEN EVACUATED FOR ONE HOUR 

Irene : EVACUATE THE KITCHEN

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Richie : if you don't like my tuna casserole, your either a retard or a liar

Richie : or worse

Richie : a vegan

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Yvette : no you just lost seatbelt privileges mother fucker

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Alice : I need you to stop going through puberty

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Irene, holding a knife : you get the fuck out of my kitchen or I'm telling Ruby about your tiny dick

Pet : *slowly backing away*

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Joan : *throws something at Irene*

Irene : OH JESUS- 

Irene : you throw gayer than your father

Irene : and he's so gay he fucked me

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Lucinda : oh sweetie, you're not a mistake

Lucinda : you're a regret

Lucinda : now pick up this shit

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Layla, driving : HONK AT ME ONE MORE TIME

Layla : I WILL GROW A DICK AND FUCK YOU