Claire : hey, where's Theodore and Roxie? I can't find them anywhere

Clarissa : oh, Theodore's teaching them how to drive

Claire : Theodore never learned how to drive??

*meanwhile*

Theodore : so, there's two pedals. sometimes three but you can ignore the left one

Roxie : I don't think-

Theodore : the lines on the road are more suggestions than anything. like the speed limit

Roxie : are you sure that-

Theodore : I'm not sure how to turn on the blinkers. ready?

Roxie : um-

Theodore, shouting : GO GO GO

Roxie, screaming : *floors it*