cecilia, on the phone: dad? i need your help! i-
theodore: is the house on fire?
cecilia: ..no?
theodore: then it's not an emergency *hangs up*
elliot: well? what did he say? what we do about the portal to hell in the living room?
cecilia: apparently it's not an emergency
diana, being strangled by a demon: HOW
THE FUCK IS THIS NOT AN EMERGENCY??