hadley: i'm going on my first date. i'm kind of awkward and i'm freaking out about random shit, like for example, wtf do i do with my hands?
cecilia: you're not sure what to do with your hands while on a date? carry two knives. next question.

meanwhile

EJ: why do girls get pissy when guys call them "female" ?? makes no sense
claire: calling a woman "female" is basically diet "bitch" with zero carbs; get your shit together