cecilia, lying for no reason at an event: anyway, i was finally in one place to build a steady reputation... and then life said 'fuck that'. my piece of shit gaming brother got us evicted for pirating breakbeat mixtapes! it's like not even good music! anyway, so mom was crying, packing up the moving boxes, and that's when she told me we were moving out of state! and i just got settled, so i said 'fuck you, i'm living with dad! he's just a neighbourhood down.' i put the boxes down, go over, knock on the door, and BOOM! a gunshot! my second christmas killed himself! i walked in, floor looks like a whole ass video game, just blood everywhere. and get this - his suicide note was stuck to the fridge with a cookie monster magnet. all he wrote on it? 'cecilia's fault.' i'm cecilia by the way, hi, what the fuck did i to him?