smirnov: i'm buying toilet paper, emilia, you're doing the dishes. samantha, you're asking my boss to give me a raise!
samantha: wait, why am i asking your boss for a raise?
smirnov: samantha, we all need to pitch in with the chores!
samantha: yeah, but that's not a chore for the apartment. that's just your problem.
smirnov: fine, you are finding emilia's missing father
samantha: what?
smirnov: what? that's not my problem! it's her problem!
samantha: it's still not a chore for the apartment!
emilia: who's going to find my missing father then?
samantha: why don't you do it?
emilia: i'm doing the dishes!
smirnov: and i'm buying toilet paper! we all have the same amount of chores!
samantha: mine are not chores!
emilia: what's next? you're not gonna avenge our dead son?
samantha: you have a son?
smirnov: not anymore! that's the problem!
samantha: you want me to kill the guy that killed your son?
smirnov: woah!
emilia: bloodthirsty much?
smirnov: do you have a sick mind?
emilia: hello 911, i have a crazy person here!
smirnov: what are you even thinking right now?! were you born in a house of mirrors?!
emilia: what is wrong with you?
smirnov: who said anything about a guy killing our son? ethan was decapitated by a helicopter!
emilia: we need you to kill the man who designed the helicopter
samantha: can i please just get a normal chore?
smirnov: okay, fine, you can do the dishes! but you also have to do the toilet paper
samantha: yeah, whatever
smirnov: yes! em, we don't have to do anything!
samantha: what about shooting the guy that designed the helicopter?
emilia: woah!
smirnov: we're not going to shoot somebody! we're flying a different helicopter
emilia: to take his head off!