as parks and recs quotes

colette: you made me watch all eight harry potter movies. i don't even like harry potter!
octavia: that's insane! you love harry potter! you've seen all eight movies!

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clover: one time my refrigerator stopped working; i didn't know what to do. i just moved.

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octavia: what i hear when i'm being yelled at is people caring really loudly at me!

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claire, to eddie blackwood: put some alcohol in your mouth to block the words from coming out!

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aurora: i ate a brownie once at a party in college. it was intense. it was kind of indescribable, actually. i felt like i was floating. turns out there wasn't any pot in the brownie, it was just an insanely good brownie

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eden: red carpet. my entire apartment is red carpet. on top of that, leading into my bedroom, a second red carpet. oh, what's this in my shoe? red carpet insole. everywhere i go, i'm walking on red carpet.

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claire, in court: i believe assault should be legal if the person is a jerk!

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elliot: oh my god! (catches calculator) hey, dr. buttons! i mean, my old calculator. it doesn't have a name!

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althea: most people would say 'the deets,' but i say 'the tails.' just another example of innovation.

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eden: i have never taken the high road. but i tell other people to 'cause then there's more room for me on the low road.