Key:
-Thea (queen)
-Flynn (white warlock)
-Marcus (king)
-they're all 21-23

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Thea: Please, I'm begging you to go to a doctor.
Flynn: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.
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Flynn: I prevented a murder today.
Thea: Really? How'd you do that?
Flynn: self control.
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Thea, going over Flynn's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you're creative.
Flynn: Yes
Thea: Okay... may I know what you create?
Flynn: Deaths.
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Thea: You often use humor to deflect trauma
Flynn: Why thank you
Thea: I didn't say that was a good thing
Flynn: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny
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Thea: Okay, truth or dare?
Flynn: Truth
Thea: How many hours have you slept this week?
Flynn:
Flynn: ...Dare
Thea: Go to bed.
Flynn: I don't like this game.
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Flynn: *Stubs their toe* FUCK!
Thea: Language!
Flynn: What else am I supposed to say, "Woe is I"???
Thea:
Flynn: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes
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Flynn: I was arrested for being too cool.
Thea: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.
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Flynn: What did you do with Marcus's body?
Thea: What didn't I do with the body?
Flynn:
Thea: Okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I disposed of the corpse respectfully.
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Thea: Come on, I wasn't that drunk last night.
Flynn: You were flirting with Marcus.
Thea: So what? Hes my husband.
Flynn: You asked him if they were single.
Thea:
Flynn: And then you cried when he said he wasn't.
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Thea: How's the sexiest person here~?
Marcus: I don't know, how are they~?
Thea, flustered: I-
Flynn, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!
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Thea: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste
Marcus: We got spring water
Thea: NO.
Marcus: with EXTRA minerals
Flynn: it's like licking a stalagmite
Thea: DON'T COME HOME.
Flynn: Mmmmm cave water
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