2W squad reactions to "babe i'm pregnant" (all 2w vers)

Wartie, Minty, Neph, Doom: wow me too

Squishy, Panther: lmao

Ash, Ian: hahahahahahaha who are you and why are you in my house

Inferno/Addie, Dhalia, Moon: i forgot to wear a condom when holding your hand

Rainbow: the

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2W!Wartie, in his human realm form, recording on a phone, muttering, laying on the ground in a backyard: it's 4AM.  All i have heard is crickets and flies buzzing near my ears.  I have felt several bugs climb on me.  I have eaten several blades of grass.  I also sometimes see Squishy sleep walk out here and mutter weird things while fast asleep.   Ash has also occasionally came out and chased bugs like a madman

2W!Wartie: i hate it here

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2W!Ian: why do humans always need a greater deity?

2W!Penny: I think it makes them feel less fat

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2W!Minty: nice to meet you

2W!Minty: this is the part where i burst into song where is my instrumental 

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2W!Ian: which one of you guys added polish dubbed my little pony songs onto the spotify playlist.

2W!Moon+Wartie: ehehehhehehehehehehehehehhe

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2W!Squishy: *says damn*

2W!Doom: HOLY SHIT GUYS YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED SQUISHY JUST SWORE

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2W!Panthet, texting Doom: *sends image of his face perfectly photoshopped onto a pickle* my girl i turned myself into a pickle argargargahshaahahahah

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