Eddie : EJ, I gotta be honest dude

Eddie : after this, you're grounded

EJ : ugh, dad!

Eddie : yeah I'm sorry man your grounded as fuck

EJ : ugh! oh my god why can't we just have a nice moment like one where you don't ground me

Eddie : a nice moment? what are you talking about? you just lit the house on fire, we're standing next to our burning house because of you

EJ :  why can't we just be happy like we used to before all this

Eddie : before you lit the house on fire?

EJ : yes exactly! why can't we just have a nice moment y'know

Eddie : y'know what, son, you're...you're right

Eddie : why can't we just have a nice moment? y'know what? fuck the house! we're gonna have a nice moment right now no matter what

maid : sir, the rest of your family is still in the house

Eddie : ah, nice moment