smol Roxie : so you're gonna take me home?

kidnapper : mhm

Roxie : how do you know my mom?

kidnapper : um, we're old friends

Roxie : otay

Roxie : do you have any snacks?

kidnapper : no, I don't have any snacks

Roxie : well can we stop and get some nuggies?

kidnapper : we are not stopping anywhere, okay? just shut up!

Roxie : well can I at least have the iPad to watch Frozen?

kidnapper : no

Roxie : pwease?

kidnapper : you can't!

Roxie : but everyday after school my mom picks me up and she gives me my iPad and my headphones and she tells me to shut up and put my headphones in-

kidnapper : shut up!

Roxie : can we at least play eye spy?

kidnapper : fine

Roxie : I spy something blue

kidnapper : I don't know, the air conditioning?

Roxie : nope

kidnapper : the sky?

Roxie : the police car right beside us

kidnapper : the what- oh shit-

Roxie : nice try, my mom only has one friend