*at their engagement party or something*
nathan: artemis, don't you dare hurt roxie.
artemis: *laughs* i won't
cecilia: don't laugh. he means it.
artemis: okay, i-i won't
johnny: seriously, don't hurt her.
artemis: okay- i'm not planning on hurting her-
elliot: you better not be.
artemis: i'm not!
theodore lowe: hey. artemis? you best watch yourself.
artemis: why would any of you think i would hurt roxie? you're all my friends too!
cecilia: meh