avery: so, maisie, you got a crush on anyone?
maisie: the only crush i have is this crushing anxiety

valerie, talking about her mother: ugh, she's in a mood
jordan: you know what we have to do, right?
both of them: *indistinct fighting*
jessica (their mother): GIRLS, I CANNOT TAKE THIS FIGHTING ANYMORE. TAKE IT OUT OF THE HOUSE!
valerie: works every time!

samantha: okay, who's driving?
aurora: i can drive!
samantha: no, you can't
aurora: what, just because i'm gay means i can't drive?
samantha: no, i know gays can drive. i'm gay and i'm a great driver. the thing is, aurora can't drive.

josephine: sure there's a lot of fish in the sea but there's also a lot of trash
auri: is this raising awareness for pollution or saying men are pigs because either way i agree

august: is stabbing someone immoral?
jordan: not if they consent to it
eden: depends who you're stabbing
avery: YES?!?

clover: how come when someone decided to only eat fruit and vegetables people commend them for their "willpower" and "diligence" but when i decided to eat a diet composed entirely of vodka and mozzarella sticks suddenly i'm "out of control" and "putting myself in danger"

cecilia: there is no i in team but there is one in pizza
diana: so you're not going to share?
cecilia: i am not going to share