eden: there is only enough room in this family for one mentally unstable sibling, and i have held that title for a very long time. so avery's going to have to get it together.

cecilia: guess what, i have flaws. what are they? oh, i don't know. i sing in the shower, i spend too much time volunteering. sometimes i'll hit someone with my car, so sue me.

clover: what even is a cabbage patch kid? it's like you're cutting into a head of lettuce and, "oh shit, a baby." it's like, "i wanted a salad, but now i have a child."
aurora: are you high? this is going to be stranger if you aren't high.

jordan: why are you calling me this late?
valerie: i need your help. i've done something bad. very bad.
jordan: put the corpse on ice, i'm on my way
valerie: what? no, it's not- why would i-

ivy: are you drunk?
josephine: only on adventure. and gin. and vodka. and bourbon. and gin.

juliette: august. i've heard your name before.
august: most have. it's also a month.

cecilia: i'd walk through fire for my friends. well, not fire, because it's dangerous. but a super humid room. but not too humid, because my hair.

eden: do i believe that my sister possesses the skills to survive in a hostile environment? let's put it this way: no, i do not.