correct quotes - things my ocs have actually said

jordan: if this bitch leaves me on opened again i'm enlisting them in the army

samantha, after watching a murder documentary about cheryl jackson (char's oc): why would you go to sleep before checking if they're dead? never just leave someone there to die, finish the fucking job.
kate: what the fuck

*after elliot becomes president*
elliot: i'm the fucking president of america!
cecilia: so? i'm older, i outrank you.

nova: what the fuck is there a fly in here or something
jade, who took her cochlear implant out an hour ago because the noise was pissing her off: how the fuck would i know

clover: so what kind of music do you like?
aurora: idk i like pop music. i love taylor swift.
clover: haha lame
clover, ten minutes later: SHE WEARS SHORT SKIRTS I WEAR T-SHIRTS SHE'S CHEER CAPTAIN AND I'M ON THE BLEACHERS

avery: why is everything so expensive?
eden: if you run fast enough, everything is free

althea: i hope when i die i become a good ghost story

jo: "time heals all wounds" i have a medical degree; no it does not.