diana: hey, can you help me with this?
cecilia: sorry, i'm busy working on this... excuse

eden: do you know what the question i am asked most often is?
avery: "will you please leave the premises?"

elliot: robin is the only valid member of my family. the roomba is valid too, i guess, but it's on thin fucking ice.
cecilia: what did the roomba do?
elliot: tried to eat my fucking sock

elsie: jordan, apologize to august!
jordan: fine
jordan, to august: unfuck you, or whatever

(basically jordan, august and elsie did debate team together, august and jordan hate each other but are also besties at the same time and elsie is captain of the debate team because i said so)

jordan: getting a brain scan today, lads
valerie: to check if you have one?
jordan: thank you so much for your concern and support

kate, at starbucks: can i get a venti vanilla latte with uhh, seven espresso shots
clover, next in line: jesus christ, just do cocaine

clover: why are you enlisted on the dark web as an assassin-for-hire?
samantha:
samantha: why are you looking for assassins on the dark web?
clover: i-

diana: i assume you realize that this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated!
cecilia: is there another kind of idiocy that you would be more comfortable with?

valerie: every major city has banned me from using their public transit system except melbourne, australia.
valerie: i have no idea what their breaking point is, but mark my words, i will fucking find it.